01 · Roasts
The 50-Second Engineer
telebackend was born and died in under a minute — created and last-pushed 50 seconds apart. That's not a project, that's a sneeze into a text editor.
0 Stars, 43 Repos
43 public repos and a combined star count of zero. The GitHub universe has collectively decided to look the other way — every single time.
staleRepoRatio: 1.0
Every single repo you own is stale. Not most of them. Not a majority. All of them. The graveyard IS the portfolio.
129 PRs, Zero Presence
You opened 129 pull requests this year on other people's code but couldn't scrape together a single star, fork, or follower from the effort. Contributing in the dark.
README? Only If It's Boilerplate
telefrontend's README is literally the unmodified Create React App default. That's not documentation — that's leaving the price tag on a gift.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight27F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
176 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript50%
- Python48%
- HTML3%
- CSS0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
126
Followers
23
Joined GitHub
Aug 2020
05 · Top repos
35C4n0r /
spell_checker
Early-stage spell-checker implementing Symmetric Delete algorithm with 370K word dictionary. Minimal commits, hard-coded paths, no tests/CI, but typed Python with structured approach and README documentation.
35C4n0r /
telefrontend
One-day CRA scaffolding project with 2 commits. Basic React/Redux COVID dashboard with Firebase auth, no tests, no CI, and boilerplate README. Typed only via JSDoc comments, not a typed language.
35C4n0r /
telebackend
Minimal COVID-19 API wrapper around RapidAPI endpoint with 2 Python files, single commit, no docs, tests, CI, or type hints. Scaffold-level experimental project.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 23, 2020Joined GitHub
- Mar 27, 2023Created telebackend
- Mar 27, 2023Created telefrontend
- Feb 14, 2024Created spell_checker
- Feb 14, 2024Most recent push to spell_checker
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.