01 · Roasts
GitHub Career: 8 Days Old
Your entire GitHub existence spans 8 days and 13 total commits. The account is so new the heatmap is just a solid rectangle of emptiness — 52 weeks, 364 squares, all zeros.
The Repo Named After Yourself Has No Code
AXS-9 — your own username repo — is 6KB of badge soup with zero source files. You spent more time picking tech stack logos than writing a single line of logic.
The Guessing Game Has No README
Num-Guess is a bare Python file completed in 23 minutes with no README, no docs, no types. Even the classic beginner project couldn't get the classic beginner treatment.
100% Solo, 0% Audience
soloPct = 100, followers = 0, PRs = 0, issues = 0. You have shipped entirely in a vacuum — no one has seen it, reviewed it, or cared. GitHub as a private journal.
TypeScript at 89% on One Project
Your language chart screams TypeScript polyglot, but that's just one 172KB Next.js app doing all the talking. Strip MockUp-Website-Amazon and you're a Python one-liner.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript89%
- CSS5%
- Python4%
- PowerShell1%
- JavaScript1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Aug 2026
05 · Top repos
AXS-9 /
MockUp-Website-Amazon
A beginner-friendly Next.js + TypeScript employee directory CRUD app with Supabase integration. Full-stack, properly structured, typed, and documented for learners. Created 2026-08-11, 7 commits, no tests or CI.
AXS-9 /
AXS-9
Empty scaffold repo with only a README containing tech stack badges and no actual code. Created and last pushed on same day (2026-08-12) with 3 commits total. No functional project substance.
AXS-9 /
Num-Guess
Single-file number guessing game written in bare Python, created 2026-08-05 with 3 commits. No README, tests, CI, types, or documentation. Minimal educational exercise with no external adoption.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 5, 2026Joined GitHub
- Aug 5, 2026Created Num-Guess
- Aug 11, 2026Created MockUp-Website-Amazon
- Aug 12, 2026Created AXS-9
- Aug 13, 2026Most recent push to MockUp-Website-Amazon
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.