01 · Roasts
The Ghost Town Heatmap
Out of 52 weeks on GitHub, you showed up in exactly 6 of them. Your contribution graph looks less like a developer and more like someone who remembered they had an account three times a year.
EJS Supremacist
82% of your codebase is EJS — a templating language most developers use as a stepping stone, not a destination. Your language diversity is basically 'EJS and some friends who rarely visit.'
The 6-Day Architect
forever_clothing has three sub-apps, Stripe integration, JWT auth, and an Electron admin panel — all committed in a 6-day window. Zero tests, zero CI, zero users. You built a skyscraper and left before installing the plumbing.
Solo Mode: Permanent
soloPct=100%, 0 PRs, 0 issues, 2 followers. You've been on GitHub since September 2024 and have left zero trace on anyone else's code. GitHub is a social platform — you're using it as a private diary.
README ≠ Code
Your DSA repo has a README describing planned folder categories and 14 KB of... something. That's less content than a strongly-worded email. The plan is not the project.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight43D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
16 active days
Language distribution
- EJS82%
- JavaScript16%
- C++2%
- HTML0%
- CSS0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
10
Commits
last 12 months
111
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Sep 2024
05 · Top repos
Adam99-dev /
forever_clothing
Full-stack MERN e-commerce project with React frontend, Node/Express backend, Stripe integration, and Electron admin panel. Typed frontend, documented, structured layout but no tests, no CI, and no production indication.
Adam99-dev /
avatar-placeholder
Simple Express avatar redirect API with static assets. Minimal scope (2 endpoints, 100 images), no tests, fresh repo created 2026-03-16. Competent code but experimental/one-off tooling.
Adam99-dev /
data-_structures_and_algorithms
Personal DSA learning repo with 0 stars, 14 KB, C++ (untyped), README describing planned categories but no sample files available to verify implementation quality or substance.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 1, 2024Joined GitHub
- Feb 2, 2026Created forever_clothing
- Mar 16, 2026Created avatar-placeholder
- Mar 20, 2026Created data-_structures_and_algorithms — Categorized DSA problems in optimized C++
- Apr 5, 2026Most recent push to data-_structures_and_algorithms
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.