01 · Roasts
91% Graveyard Curator
A staleRepoRatio of 0.91 means 40 of your 44 repos are digital tombstones. You're not maintaining a portfolio — you're maintaining a cemetery.
Zero External PRs, Zero Stars, Zero Forks
94 commits this year, 0 PRs, 0 stars, 1 fork (probably yourself). You're coding in a sealed room with the blinds drawn.
Test? Never Heard of It
Three scored repos, three codebases, zero test files, zero CI pipelines. You've got framer-motion animations but no idea if any of it actually works.
6-Language Polyglot, 0-Follower Hermit
You write JavaScript, Java, Python, CSS, SCSS, and Rust — yet somehow only 3 people follow you. That's impressive in the worst possible direction.
Efficient Learner, Inefficient Shipper
Bio says 'An efficient learner.' With 0 stars across 44 repos and no community engagement, you're learning very efficiently for an audience of absolutely nobody.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight30F
- Quality20% weight50D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
213 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript31%
- Java17%
- CSS14%
- Python12%
- SCSS10%
- Rust5%
- Other11%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
43
Commits
last 12 months
94
Followers
3
Joined GitHub
Jan 2019
05 · Top repos
Agentchow /
hyperfocused-holdings
Next.js marketing website for HyperFocused Holdings (private market-making fund). Typed React components, structured layout, Tailwind styling, responsive design. No tests, CI, or license. Recently active (24 of last 30 days pushed).
Agentchow /
hft-wallets
Shared wallet configuration library for HFT trading bots. Typed Python package with meaningful README, modular structure (loader.py, cli.py), and CLI tools for credential management. No tests or CI. ~400 LOC across 4 files, 5 commits in ~1 month.
Agentchow /
BayPetVentures_Website_v2
Fresh website project for Bay Pet Ventures built with Node.js/Express and vanilla JS. Typed language flag false; one-shot commit burst (2 of last 30 in ~1 hour window on 2026-01-06); responsive design with hero video and search API, but minimal scope and zero external adoption signals.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 10, 2019Joined GitHub
- Nov 10, 2025Created hyperfocused-holdings
- Jan 6, 2026Created BayPetVentures_Website_v2
- Mar 17, 2026Created hft-wallets
- Jul 24, 2026Most recent push to hyperfocused-holdings
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.