01 · Roasts
Notebook Hoarder
74% of your codebase is Jupyter Notebooks with essentially 0% Python — that's a lot of cells that probably never ran twice. Are those repos or digital napkins?
18-Minute Engineer
sase-calc was born and submitted in 18 minutes yet somehow has ARCHITECTURE.md, STATUS.md, and a README. You documentation-ran a homework problem.
Commit Ghost
58 public commits in a year with a heatmap that looks like a seismograph after a minor tremor — 10 solid weeks, then 26 weeks of digital silence. privateWorkLikely is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
Social Hermit
36 followers, following 4 people, 1 PR all year. You ship real systems (voice agents, MCP bridges) and then hide them like you're in witness protection.
Portfolio Breadth Speedrun
Three scoreable repos, all created within 2026. Technically a portfolio, technically an active builder — but the bar for 'portfolio' is doing some work here.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight53D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight60C
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
170 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook74%
- TypeScript13%
- JavaScript10%
- HTML2%
- CSS1%
- Python0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
58
Followers
36
Joined GitHub
Sep 2020
05 · Top repos
Ahmad-A0 /
silverbullet-mcp
TypeScript MCP server bridge for SilverBullet notes with typed code, structured architecture, CI/CD, and comprehensive tooling for LLM integration. Active development but niche ecosystem positioning.
Ahmad-A0 /
iris-voice-agent
TypeScript real-time voice agent on Cloudflare Workers with parallel STT/LLM/TTS pipeline. Typed, tested, documented with README + ARCHITECTURE.md; 7.4MB codebase across 13 recent commits; HAS_TESTS=yes, HAS_CI=no, no license yet.
Ahmad-A0 /
sase-calc
Minimal teaching/supervision project: typed calculator with tests and docs, but zero adoption signals (0 stars/forks), created 2026-05-13 with only 1 commit in 18 minutes. One-off assignment submission.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 10, 2020Joined GitHub
- May 23, 2025Created silverbullet-mcp — A Model Context Protocol (MCP) server to interact with your SilverBullet notes and data.
- Apr 13, 2026Created iris-voice-agent — Real-time voice agent on Cloudflare Workers + Durable Objects. ~150ms to first audio.
- May 13, 2026Created sase-calc
- May 13, 2026Most recent push to sase-calc
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.