01 · Roasts
The 45-Minute Flappy Bird
flappy-bird: created at 23:13, last commit 23:58, never touched again. Forty-five minutes to decide game dev isn't for you is actually impressive self-awareness.
88% Jupyter, 0% Shipped
Your language breakdown is 88% Jupyter Notebook but zero data projects appear to be finished or public-facing. The notebooks are there; the outputs are not.
CI/CD? Never Heard of Her
Not a single CI pipeline across 6 analyzed repos. You built a ZKP-circuit organ donation blockchain system but couldn't find 10 minutes for a GitHub Actions YAML file.
15 Commits in 52 Weeks
totalCommitsYear=15. The heatmap is a flatline with a brief fever at the end. The GitHub contribution graph looks like a patient awaiting the organ donation system you built.
Zero Stars, Zero Followers, Infinite Ambition
'Lets change the world' — bio checked. Stars: 0. Followers: 0. Forks: 0. The world remains unchanged, but the README on CN5006 remains unwritten too.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
51 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook88%
- TypeScript6%
- HTML2%
- JavaScript2%
- CSS1%
- Rust1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
18
Commits
last 12 months
15
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Nov 2023
05 · Top repos
AkashkumarVanzara /
organ-donation-system
Solana Anchor-based organ donation system with 4-module architecture, encrypted IPFS storage, ZKP circuits, and TypeScript frontend. No README; 0 stars; created 28 days ago with 8 commits. Typed, structured, multi-file (6412 KB) but lacks tests/CI and active adoption.
AkashkumarVanzara /
Interview.ai
TypeScript Next.js AI interview prep SaaS MVP with Claude integration, Stripe billing, Clerk auth, and Prisma ORM. Typed, well-structured, documented landing page and functional interview flow. Lacks tests, CI, and production hardening.
AkashkumarVanzara /
phishing-detector
Minimal phishing detector Flask app with heuristic scoring. Single-day creation (2026-03-15), 1 commit, 12KB, no tests/CI/license. Basic rule-based analysis tool with web UI but thin implementation.
AkashkumarVanzara /
1website
Minimal e-commerce website template: 9KB HTML/CSS/JS project created and last pushed in Feb 2026, no README, tests, CI, or licensing. Static product showcase with cart functionality and basic interactivity, but zero community presence or architectural substance.
AkashkumarVanzara /
flappy-bird
Empty scaffold: 12 KB HTML repo with 2 commits in one day, no README, no docs, no tests, no license. Appears to be a one-shot starter template with no meaningful output.
AkashkumarVanzara /
CN5006
Empty scaffold repo with 0 commits, 0 stars, 0 forks. Created 2026-02-28 with no files, no README, no documentation, and no code. Purely a placeholder project stub.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 21, 2023Joined GitHub
- Feb 27, 2026Created 1website
- Feb 28, 2026Created CN5006 — All week projects
- Mar 5, 2026Created flappy-bird
- Mar 6, 2026Created organ-donation-system
- Mar 7, 2026Created Interview.ai
- Mar 15, 2026Created phishing-detector — Real-time phishing URL detector with ML heuristics and web dashboard
- Apr 3, 2026Most recent push to organ-donation-system
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.