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AlexTheAnalyst

Alex The Analyst

D

README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

21K Followers, 21 Commits

You have 21,292 followers but made exactly 21 public commits this year — that's one commit per 1,014 fans. Your audience is clearly more productive than you are.

The One-Day Architect

SnowflakeCourse: created April 21, last push April 21. DatabricksIDP: born Feb 3, died Feb 4. You don't build repos, you *deposit* them.

Following: 0

You follow exactly zero people on GitHub. With 21K followers, you've built a megaphone with no ears — 1 PR and 0 issues opened this year confirms you've never once peeked at anyone else's code.

82% Jupyter, 0% Tests

Your entire codebase is essentially a pile of notebooks with no tests, no CI, and no licenses anywhere. It's less a portfolio and more a collection of Ctrl+Shift+Enter sessions.

Data Analyst, No Data on Your Own Work

DatabricksSeries ships users_dirty.csv with dates like '2.29.24' — a data analyst whose own tutorial data fails basic date validation is a bold choice.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    43D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    28F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    25F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    35F
  • Community
    10% weight
    75B

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

10 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • Jupyter Notebook82%
  • HTML13%
  • CSS2%
  • SCSS2%
  • JavaScript0%
  • Python0%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

19

Commits

last 12 months

21

Followers

21,292

Joined GitHub

Jan 2020

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Jan 28, 2020
    Joined GitHub
  2. Nov 13, 2025
    Created DatabricksSeries
  3. Feb 3, 2026
    Created DatabricksIDP
  4. Apr 21, 2026
    Created SnowflakeCourse
  5. Apr 21, 2026
    Most recent push to SnowflakeCourse

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total42.1
Top-end curve+1.2
Final overall43.3

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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