01 · Roasts
Session Sprinter
cocktail, browser-router, and prodia-cli were all created and last pushed on the SAME DAY. browser-router's entire existence spans 23 seconds between first and last commit. Speed-running repo creation isn't the same as building software.
93% Notebook Energy
Your language breakdown is 93% Jupyter Notebook — meaning almost your entire byte-output is notebooks, but your actual shipped projects are TypeScript/Rust. Your language stats and your project stats are living completely different lives.
The Naming-Collision Incident
slack-bot-template has three separate Python functions all named 'pricing_command' in app.py. That's not a template — that's a bug report masquerading as open source.
MIT License (Trust Me Bro)
clawpify's package.json claims MIT license but there's no LICENSE file anywhere in the repo. Declaring a license in a JSON field and actually licensing your code are not the same legal act.
Test-Averse Architect
10 out of 11 scored repos have HAS_TESTS=no. cursor-long-preview is the lone holdout with real test suites. The one time you wrote tests, you built a full game engine. So you clearly know how — you're just choosing chaos everywhere else.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight62C
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight69C
- Depth15% weight58D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight55D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
262 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook93%
- TypeScript4%
- Shell1%
- JavaScript1%
- HTML0%
- Rust0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
33
Commits
last 12 months
739
Followers
16
Joined GitHub
Sep 2020
05 · Top repos
Alhwyn /
portfolio
Personal portfolio using Next.js 15 with TypeScript, Anthropic Claude API chatbot, and MDX project showcase. Typed, documented, CI/CD enabled, but lacks tests and external adoption signals—typical indie portfolio project.
Alhwyn /
cursor-long-preview
Bun-based RPC terminator shooter game with server-authoritative engine, 4-player parties, deterministic combat, and Claude Bot companion. Typed, tested, CI-enabled. Experimental single-person project with complete game mechanics but minimal adoption.
Alhwyn /
victoria-tech-week
Personal Next.js event website for Victoria Tech Week with PostgreSQL newsletter backend. Typed, documented, structured multi-file layout; actively maintained but narrow scope and no tests/CI limit quality ceiling.
Alhwyn /
cocktail
New personal cocktail project (48KB, 4 commits in 1 hour) with typed React/Bun frontend, SQLite+Postgres backend routes, and Supabase schema. Core features work but no tests, CI, or license; documentation is README-only.
Alhwyn /
whatdidyoudolastweek
Personal Next.js project (463 KB) with minimal stars and no tests/CI. Typed JavaScript framework, but README is boilerplate-heavy with negligible project-specific documentation. Active in past year with 23/30 recent commits.
Alhwyn /
prodia-cli
Brand-new Rust CLI wrapper for Prodia Inference API with structured JSON errors, multipart image handling, and path-safety validation. Created and pushed same day (2026-03-06), minimal commit depth but solid typed foundation.
Alhwyn /
cursor-victoria
Fresh bun + React + Tailwind starter template with minimal customization, no tests/CI, and no clear differentiation from standard scaffolds. Shipped but experimental.
Alhwyn /
clawpify
Experimental Shopify MCP agent SDK in TypeScript (70 KB, 2 recent commits). Typed, documented with README + detailed skill docs, but minimal adoption, no tests/CI, no license despite package.json claiming MIT, and very early-stage (created 2026-02-04).
Alhwyn /
slack-bot-template
Slack bot template with basic Flask/Slack Bolt integration. Minimal scope, thin implementation, no tests or CI. Serves as a tutorial/starter template with 10 KB codebase and 10 recent commits in short window.
Alhwyn /
browser-router
Empty scaffold with Rust workspace boilerplate. 7KB total, 2 recent commits, zero stars/forks. No README, tests, CI, or docs. Core types defined but executors/CLI are placeholders. Created and last pushed same day.
Alhwyn /
docs
Mintlify documentation starter template with minimal original content. Contains 359 KB of boilerplate MDX and config files, created and pushed on same day with 1 commit. No tests, CI, or sustained development.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 13, 2020Joined GitHub
- Jul 31, 2024Created slack-bot-template — Slack bot template using Python for messaging, command, and interactive commands using buttons and modals. Easily for deploying in Railway.
- Feb 28, 2025Created whatdidyoudolastweek — this project was for fun to see it get some some users
- May 5, 2025Created portfolio — This is Alhwyn's Portfolio
- Oct 18, 2025Created victoria-tech-week
- Feb 4, 2026Created clawpify — shopify agent
- Feb 10, 2026Created docs
- Feb 15, 2026Created cursor-long-preview
- Feb 26, 2026Created browser-router
- Mar 6, 2026Created prodia-cli
- Apr 6, 2026Created cursor-victoria
- Apr 15, 2026Created cocktail — Public cocktail project
- Apr 15, 2026Most recent push to cocktail
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.