01 · Roasts
Two Real Repos, Twenty Ghost Towns
23 public repos, but only EncodeHack2026 and Plato have actual code worth reading. The other 21 are scaffolds, empty inits, or a profile README you update more than any codebase. That's a 9% hit rate.
UCLxGoogle Cloned Itself and Neither Survived
You created UClxGoogle at 14:34:33 and UCLxGoogles at 16:11:56 on the same day — both are empty shells with no code, no README, no explanation. Not a draft, not a WIP. Just digital litter.
0 PRs, 0 Forks, 4 Issues — GitHub Is a Solo Sport Apparently
totalPRsYear=0. You shipped a multi-agent wildfire sim and a crypto signing tool but haven't contributed a single PR to anyone else's repo this year. The community dimension is begging for a pulse.
Your Best Repos Are Also Your Shortest-Lived
WATCHTOWER was built in 2 days. Plato in 7 days. Both impressive bursts — but neither has seen a commit since March 2026. Depth requires sustained work, not just a hackathon sprint and a victory lap.
Profile README Has More Commits Than Half Your Repos
The Alt5r README repo has 30 commits spanning 5 months — that's more sustained activity than every actual project you've shipped. Badge refreshes aren't feature development.
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Zoral
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight55D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
46 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript49%
- Python39%
- HTML4%
- CSS4%
- JavaScript2%
- Rust1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
20
Commits
last 12 months
102
Followers
10
Joined GitHub
Nov 2022
05 · Top repos
Alt5r /
EncodeHack2026
Ambitious agentic wildfire simulation built for Encode Club hackathon; multi-agent orchestration with hierarchical LLM planning, deterministic physics engine, and full-stack integration (FastAPI backend, Next.js frontend, WebSocket streaming, ElevenLabs TTS).
Alt5r /
Plato
TypeScript agent skill security manager with signed manifests, AES-256 encryption, local trust root, and verified runtime exposure. Fresh project (7 days old, 30 commits) with comprehensive tests, CI-ready architecture, and clear threat model documentation.
Alt5r /
Alt5r
Developer portfolio README showcasing multiple projects and tech stack. No source code in repo itself—purely a profile-level showcase with GitHub stats badges and project links.
Alt5r /
UCLxGoogles
Empty scaffold created 2026-03-04 with minimal commit activity, no documentation, tests, CI, or structure—bare HTML repo with no context.
Alt5r /
UClxGoogle
Empty scaffold created moments ago with zero commits, no files, and no documentation. No actionable content present.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 26, 2022Joined GitHub
- Nov 8, 2024Created Alt5r
- Mar 4, 2026Created UClxGoogle
- Mar 4, 2026Created UCLxGoogles
- Mar 10, 2026Created Plato — Secure skills for coding agents with local authorization and verified runtime exposure.
- Mar 20, 2026Created EncodeHack2026
- Apr 14, 2026Most recent push to Alt5r
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.