01 · Roasts
The Seven-Year Itch (That Never Came)
Last push: August 29, 2017. That's not a career break — that's a GitHub account in a coma. The heatmap has 3 green dots across 52 weeks and all of them are from years ago.
All Your Eggs in One Angular Basket
Three repos, three AngularJS form plugins. Not three domains, not three languages — literally the same plugin, forked three times with different nouns in the name. HTML is 81% of your codebase.
268 Followers, 0 Commits This Year
You have 268 followers watching a ghost town. No PRs, no issues, no commits in the past year. Your audience is more active than you are.
CI/CD Stands for 'Completely Ignored, Clearly Doesn't Care'
Zero repos with CI across the entire portfolio. Not one green checkmark. Not one GitHub Action. The closest thing to automation here is the tumbleweeds rolling through the heatmap.
Depth Score: 30 — Heroically Earned
Your deepest project scored a 30 out of 100 on depth, and it's the one with 12 stars. The other two scored a 5. A single 10-minute commit was enough to qualify one of them as a 'project.'
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight32F
- Depth15% weight30F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
3 active days
Language distribution
- HTML81%
- JavaScript18%
- CSS1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
268
Joined GitHub
Nov 2011
05 · Top repos
Anthropic /
angular-schema-form-external-options
Angular Schema Form plugin for dynamic select options. Early-stage add-on for a framework with sparse documentation, unmaintained (2017 last push), no tests/CI, untyped, and minimal adoption (12 stars).
Anthropic /
angular-schema-form-search
One-off Angular Material form add-on for search input with autocomplete. Single 10-minute commit, 116 KB unstructured codebase, minimal documentation.
Anthropic /
angular-schema-form-calculate
Minimal AngularJS plugin for schema form calculations, abandoned since 2016. Single file, no tests, no CI, extremely sparse documentation and zero adoption signals.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 9, 2011Joined GitHub
- Jan 27, 2015Created angular-schema-form-external-options — External select options lookup for Angular Schema Form
- Oct 19, 2015Created angular-schema-form-search — A search box like Google's with a drop down for filtering results
- Feb 4, 2016Created angular-schema-form-calculate — An Angular Schema Form add-on for doing field calculations or value lookups
- Aug 29, 2017Most recent push to angular-schema-form-external-options
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.