01 · Roasts
9 commits in a year
totalCommitsYear=9. That's not a development cadence, that's a heartbeat monitor flatlining. Your most productive week on GitHub had fewer commits than fingers on one hand.
72% graveyard ratio
staleRepoRatio of 0.72 means nearly 3 out of 4 of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. You're not maintaining a portfolio — you're curating a museum of abandoned weekends.
Zero tests, zero CI, every time
Across all three scored repos: HAS_TESTS=no, HAS_CI=no, universally. You could write a Makefile but can't write a single test. The Makefile even made it into your language stats.
SwitchS13Launcher: 3-day wonder
Created 2023-11-26, last pushed 2023-11-29. Three days, 5 commits, a Discord link, and then silence forever. That's not a project, that's a hackathon with no follow-through.
20 total stars across 41 repos
41 public repos and 20 total stars — that's 0.49 stars per repo on average. Even your forks (27 total) outnumber your stars. The internet has voted, quietly.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
104 active days
Language distribution
- C++37%
- HTML28%
- JavaScript24%
- TypeScript9%
- Makefile1%
- CSS0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
25
Commits
last 12 months
9
Followers
38
Joined GitHub
May 2020
05 · Top repos
AntogamerYT /
cloudflare-update-ip
TypeScript Cloudflare DNS updater for dynamic IPs on home servers. Typed, documented, structured multi-file layout with env config. No tests/CI; modest scope with ~2 stars; 2.8+ years of sporadic maintenance.
AntogamerYT /
ArgoScuola.js
Incomplete TypeScript wrapper for Argo Scuola API with working login and partial dashboard support. Typed, structured, and documented but lacks tests, CI, and many advertised endpoints.
AntogamerYT /
SwitchS13Launcher
Niche Nintendo Switch modding launcher for Fortnite S13 with Epic Games authentication. Functional C++ codebase with README and build setup, but minimal documentation depth, no tests, no CI, untyped C++, and 158KB footprint indicate early experimental project.
06 · Timeline
- May 1, 2020Joined GitHub
- Jun 18, 2022Created cloudflare-update-ip — Simple Cloudflare DNS record updater
- Oct 12, 2022Created ArgoScuola.js — API Wrapper per accedere alle API di Argo Scuola (Argo famiglia)
- Nov 26, 2023Created SwitchS13Launcher — Nintendo Switch launcher for Fortnite S13! Used to handle Epic Games Auth
- Apr 12, 2026Most recent push to ArgoScuola.js
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.