01 · Roasts
Heatmap Archaeologist
Your entire GitHub history is 40 weeks of flat zeros followed by a frantic 12-week sprint. It looks less like a developer profile and more like a seismograph detecting a single earthquake.
Solo Artist, No Band
soloPct = 100. Every single commit, across every repo, authored by exactly one person: you. The PRs you're counting? Also you. Mick is reviewing Mick's code and it shows.
Concept-to-Ghost Pipeline
tared: 57 seconds between repo creation and last push. Paramant-Quantum-Fabric: 0 KB, 0 commits. You have a faster idea-to-abandonment cycle than most people have a coffee break.
Star-Lite Portfolio
28 total stars across 14 repos — that's 2 stars per repo on a good day. Your most-starred project (paramant-relay at 23) is carrying the other 13 repos on its back like a cryptographic Atlas.
Documentation Sommelier
ARCHITECTURE.md, STATUS.md, design.md, BLUEPRINT.md, 21 ADRs, CONTRIBUTING.md, CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md — you write more documentation than most teams produce in a year, yet tared.rs ships with a 4 KB skeleton and a dream.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight63C
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight77B
- Depth15% weight75B
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
44 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript41%
- HTML39%
- Python7%
- Shell6%
- Rust3%
- CSS3%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
1,019
Followers
7
Joined GitHub
Apr 2022
05 · Top repos
Apolloccrypt /
paramant-relay
Post-quantum encrypted file relay with ML-KEM-768 + ML-DSA-65, comprehensive crypto test suite, Docker shipping, and active development. Specialized tool for EU-jurisdiction compliance-driven deployments.
Apolloccrypt /
wetgeving-nl
Community-driven Dutch legal code repository with 21,407 laws in structured Markdown, daily CI updates, comprehensive documentation, and participatory governance—a niche but substantive public-interest project.
Apolloccrypt /
onderzoek
Independent privacy/security research on Dutch government Piwik PRO tracking. Professionally documented with reproducible bash commands, SHA-256 evidence manifests, forensic code analysis, and live browser traces. Non-commercial public-good investigation filed with DPA.
Apolloccrypt /
paramant-core
Production post-quantum cryptography library for Paramant (ML-KEM-768, ML-DSA-65, AES-256-GCM, HKDF). Shipped M0-M6 with 325 KAT vectors, NAPI binding in use at paramant-relay since 2026-05-27, comprehensive docs and ADRs.
Apolloccrypt /
nl-data-optout
Active GDPR opt-out tool for Dutch data brokers with 60+ companies, bilingual Hugo site, CI/CD pipeline, rich documentation (design.md, ARCHITECTURE.md, STATUS.md), but untyped JavaScript and no tests. Shipped with meaningful docs and structured layout; young repo with 30 commits in ~2 months.
Apolloccrypt /
tare
Early-stage Chrome extension applying linear logic to tab lifecycle management with well-organized code, 106 passing tests, and 95 default rules. 0 stars, created 2 days ago, shows technical depth but nascent adoption.
Apolloccrypt /
lekdezeweek
Dutch data-breach alert service (LekDezeWeek.nl) with vanilla HTML frontend, Node.js serverless backend, Redis subscriber database, and weekly Resend email digest. Typed dependencies and structured layout but minimal tests, no CI, early-stage project (10 commits in ~4 hours).
Apolloccrypt /
tared
Brand-new experimental Linux process monitor claiming novel linear-logic lifecycle classification. Single commit 2 hours old, 4 KB total, no code samples visible, no tests/CI/license/git hygiene. Concept interesting but execution unproven.
Apolloccrypt /
Paramant-Quantum-Fabric
Empty scaffold with zero commits, no files, and no documentation. Repository created but never populated—represents initial setup only.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 6, 2022Joined GitHub
- Mar 21, 2026Created nl-data-optout — Tool om GDPR Art. 21 + 17 verzoeken te versturen naar NL data brokers
- Mar 25, 2026Created paramant-relay — Post-quantum encrypted file relay. ML-KEM-768. Burn-on-read. EU/DE. NIS2/NEN7510/IEC62443 ready.
- Mar 25, 2026Created paramant-core
- Apr 9, 2026Created Paramant-Quantum-Fabric
- Apr 16, 2026Created lekdezeweek
- Apr 17, 2026Created wetgeving-nl — Community-driven repository van alle Nederlandse wetgeving in schone Markdown. Elke wet = 1 bestand, elke wijziging = 1 nette commit. Met proposals-sectie zodat iedereen echte wets
- Apr 22, 2026Created tare — Linear-logic tab manager for Chrome. Protects sessions, discharges lookups, evicts feeds first under RAM pressure. 95 default rules, source-available.
- Apr 22, 2026Created tared — Linear-logic process monitor for Linux. Classifies running processes as Session, Reference, or Feed, then evicts the right ones under RAM pressure. TUI interface, zero daemons, sin
- May 7, 2026Created onderzoek — Raw data for research transparency
- May 27, 2026Most recent push to paramant-relay
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.