01 · Roasts
Zero PRs, Zero Issues, Maximum Isolation
885 commits in a year and not a single PR or issue opened externally. You're coding in a bunker. Other repos exist — we checked.
Test Suite: Null
4 repos, 0 test files across all of them. Github-Chess, BestieBotV2, Game-Jam-2026, Cambridge-Battle-Code — not one test to be found. Ship fast, break faster.
Bursty by Nature
885 commits but your heatmap looks like a cardiogram with long flatlines. Weeks 5–38 are basically a desert. A streak is not the same as 5 days of panic commits.
The Portfolio Graveyard (Light Edition)
Cambridge-Battle-Code was abandoned after 13 commits and ~9 hours of effort. It has no README, no tests, and most bots are stubs. Bold strategy to ship a repo where the main class is called 'Core' and contains mostly TODOs.
2 Stars, 2 Forks, 1 Ego
Total external recognition across 15 public repos: 2 stars, 2 forks. The Github-Chess project is carrying the entire portfolio's social proof on its back and still barely visible.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight36F
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight40D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
39 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript54%
- Python22%
- Java12%
- GDScript7%
- CSS5%
- HTML0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
15
Commits
last 12 months
885
Followers
5
Joined GitHub
Jul 2021
05 · Top repos
AragornOfKebroyd /
BestieBotV2
Personal Discord bot project with birthday reminders, LLM integration, and MongoDB backend. Typed language absent, no tests/CI, but structured commands/handlers, modular architecture (3682 KB), and active recent commits demonstrate sustained personal work.
AragornOfKebroyd /
Github-Chess
Hackathon chess game playable entirely through GitHub READMEs via Flask backend, with 30 commits over ~6 months and functional multiplayer logic using python-chess.
AragornOfKebroyd /
Game-Jam-2026
Game Jam 2026 entry: a Godot/GDScript terrain erosion simulator with theme-based island management mechanics. Well-structured multi-script architecture with event bus pattern and procedural simulation logic, but minimal external impact typical of game jam projects.
AragornOfKebroyd /
Cambridge-Battle-Code---Chopo
Early-stage Cambridge Battlecode competition entry with incomplete bot implementations. 13 commits over ~9 hours, partial AI logic in BuilderBot and Core, most unit classes stubbed out, no tests/CI/docs.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 5, 2021Joined GitHub
- Sep 25, 2022Created BestieBotV2 — A mongoDB powered Discord bot with lots of cool features including birthday reminders and LLM integration hosted on AWS EC2
- Nov 1, 2025Created Github-Chess — An online multiplayer game of chess played through the famously static README.md files. Created for the hackathon CamHack 2025 with a theme of 'Unintended Behavior'.
- Feb 27, 2026Created Game-Jam-2026
- Mar 16, 2026Created Cambridge-Battle-Code---Chopo
- Apr 28, 2026Most recent push to Github-Chess
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.