01 · Roasts
38 Weeks of Radio Silence
Your entire 665-commit year happened in the last 14 weeks. GitHub's heatmap looks like someone spilled coffee on the bottom-right corner. The top 38 rows are an existential void.
CPM: Where Docs Go to Die
358MB of game mod, 1 star, 0 README, 0 tests, 0 CI, 0 license, 0 .gitignore. It's the digital equivalent of handing someone a USB stick with no label and walking away.
4 Days, 30 Commits, Then Silence
'rem' was a Svelte + Electron Steam mod manager with VDF parsing, async playset importing, and drag-drop reordering — built in 4 days, then completely abandoned. The attention span of a speedrunner.
4 Followers, 19 PRs
You opened 19 pull requests in the last year and somehow still have 4 followers. You're contributing to everyone else's parties without anyone knowing your name.
Architectural Grandeur, Zero Adoption
'loom' has an ARCHITECTURE.md, STATUS.md, sanitizer CI, and LSP proxy integration — for a project that is literally 4 days old with 0 stars. You're building the Sagrada Família of Qt styling libraries. Nobody asked.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight43D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
75 active days
Language distribution
- C++69%
- Svelte8%
- CMake8%
- TypeScript4%
- QML4%
- C2%
- Other5%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
665
Followers
4
Joined GitHub
Jan 2018
05 · Top repos
Arcadyi /
loom
Early-stage Qt QML styling framework (v0.4.0) inspired by Tailwind CSS with typed tokens and hot-reload tooling. Well-crafted C++20 codebase with tests, CI/CD, and rich documentation. No adoption yet but demonstrates serious architectural depth for a niche domain.
Arcadyi /
rem
Early-stage Electron + Svelte mod manager for Steam games with clean architecture, typed codebase, and playset sharing—but nascent (4 days old) with zero adoption metrics and minimal testing infrastructure.
Arcadyi /
CPM
Game mod project (GLSL) with ~358MB codebase, 30 commits over 5 weeks, but no README, tests, CI, documentation, license, or .gitignore. Minimal project maturity signals.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 23, 2018Joined GitHub
- Nov 17, 2022Created CPM — Community Project Mod is a mod that aims to make some interesting additions and fixes to the current version of the game as well as integrating various UI, graphical, mechanical, a
- May 29, 2026Created rem — A fast, clean mod manager for Steam games with playsets and other QOL features
- Aug 1, 2026Created loom — A UI framework for Qt QML: utility-first styling in the spirit of Tailwind CSS,
- Aug 4, 2026Most recent push to loom
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.