01 · Roasts
One-Hit Wonder
620 of your 633 total stars come from a single repo. GalaxyBookEnabler is carrying this entire portfolio on its back while everything else posts a combined 13 stars.
The Scaffold Graveyard
PassWitch was born and died in 38 minutes (println!("Hello, world!") still untouched), and Samsung-Scalable-Codec has 0 commits ever. Two repos, zero keystrokes of real code.
ASL Supremacy
43% of your codebase is ASL — a hardware description language. Your GitHub profile is technically more silicon design than software. Bold choice for a portfolio.
Heatmap Hibernation
The first 10 weeks of your heatmap are a barren tundra of zeros. You committed 314 times this year but managed to take a 2.5-month full blackout to start it.
Tests Are Optional (Apparently)
4 out of 5 repos have HAS_TESTS=no. GalaxyBookEnabler heroically runs Pester suites and regression CI — the other repos apparently learned nothing from watching it.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight68C
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight69C
- Depth15% weight68C
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
130 active days
Language distribution
- ASL43%
- C++13%
- PowerShell10%
- C9%
- HTML5%
- CSS4%
- Other16%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
30
Commits
last 12 months
314
Followers
43
Joined GitHub
Sep 2017
05 · Top repos
Bananz0 /
GalaxyBookEnabler
PowerShell Windows utility enabling Samsung Galaxy Book features on non-Samsung PCs. 620 stars, strong documentation, comprehensive test suite, and active multi-year development. Production-ready tool with 21 device profiles and advanced installation workflows.
Bananz0 /
bananz0
Personal portfolio site built with Jekyll, CI/CD automation, and Cloudflare Workers integration. HTML-based with custom JS animations, but limited adoption and experimental scope despite 30 commits over 6 months.
Bananz0 /
WattsApp
Embedded C/C++ smart meter for ATmega644P with real-time energy monitoring, renewable integration, and Android companion app. Typed embedded code with structured architecture, CI, and meaningful README, but no tests and limited production adoption signals.
Bananz0 /
PassWitch
Bare-bones Rust scaffold with placeholder main.rs, minimal README, and no implementation. Created and last pushed same day (2026-03-20). Zero community signals (0 stars/forks/watchers).
Bananz0 /
Samsung-Scalable-Codec
Empty repository scaffold with no files, no documentation, and no commits since creation. Single-line description indicates an unfulfilled intention to create a Samsung Scalable Codec Windows implementation.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 8, 2017Joined GitHub
- Nov 5, 2023Created GalaxyBookEnabler — Enable Samsung Galaxy Book features (Quick Share, Multi Control, Samsung Notes, Galaxy Buds) on any Windows PC. Intelligent installer with 21 device profiles, package manager, Wi-F
- Jan 27, 2025Created WattsApp — The WattsApp Smart Meter is designed to monitor and manage energy consumption in real-time, optimizing energy usage by integrating renewable energy sources, battery storage, and ma
- Nov 13, 2025Created bananz0 — Personal Portfolio and CSS Playground where I freely play with CI/CD and Dependabot and Cloudflare using DNS and Workers
- Mar 15, 2026Created Samsung-Scalable-Codec — For if I remember to get this started, SSC isn't available on windows and AAC simply isn't good enough.
- Mar 20, 2026Created PassWitch
- May 25, 2026Most recent push to bananz0
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.