01 · Roasts
100% Markdown Developer
Your entire public codebase is 31 KB of markdown files and a GitHub issue template. The language detector gave up and filed it under 'Unknown' — which is also how code reviewers would feel.
455 Followers, 1 Public Repo
You've amassed 455 followers on the strength of... a support hub README. That's not a portfolio, that's a tip jar with good SEO. Where's the actual code?
The Mysterious Ghost Projects
Your support repo name-drops Flyby11 and CrapFixer like they're famous, but they're nowhere to be found publicly. Are they secret? Lost? Did you delete them mid-existential crisis?
2 PRs in a Year
With 455 people watching and only 2 external PRs opened all year, you're consuming the community more than contributing to it. The audience deserves better.
Following: 1
You follow exactly 1 person on GitHub. One. Even that person probably doesn't know you exist. GitHub is a social network; this is a soliloquy.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight18F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight35F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
143 active days
Language distribution
- Unknown100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
440
Followers
455
Joined GitHub
Nov 2019
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Nov 7, 2019Joined GitHub
- May 22, 2025Created support — Meta
- Mar 19, 2026Most recent push to support
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.