01 · Roasts
The Credential Collector
Portfolio.js ships with hard-coded admin credentials stored in localStorage. Congrats on building the world's least secure admin panel — at least 0 stars means 0 victims.
ignoreBuildErrors: true
crypto-shield has next.config.mjs set to ignoreBuildErrors:true. Nothing says 'production-ready' like telling your build tool to stop complaining and just ship the broken code.
The Two-Day Wonder
CryptoShield had 7 commits in 48 hours then went dark. That's not a project, that's a thought you had on a Tuesday and immediately gave up on.
The README Desert
4 out of 5 repos have zero documentation. Not a sparse README — literally none. The repo names are doing all the heavy lifting and they're barely coping.
39 Commits, One Visible Week
39 public commits across an entire year, crammed into about 4 visible heatmap weeks. The other 48 weeks are a flat zero — GitHub's contribution graph looks like a heart monitor after the patient left.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight27F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
12 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript94%
- CSS3%
- HTML1%
- JavaScript1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
39
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Aug 2025
05 · Top repos
BhoomiShri /
crypto-shield
CryptoShield is a brand-new Next.js SPA for crypto scam detection with styled components and Framer animations. Typed and structured but lacks README, tests, CI, and meaningful logic—pure UI scaffold with one commit.
BhoomiShri /
Portfolio
Basic student portfolio website with HTML/CSS/JS, minimal structure, no docs, tests, or CI. Hard-coded admin credentials and localStorage-only persistence. One-off portfolio project.
BhoomiShri /
Google-Search
Tutorial/educational Google frontend replica with 3 HTML files (~4 KB total). No tests, CI, license, or gitignore. Only 3 commits over ~18 days. Basic styling but no real architectural substance or adoption path.
BhoomiShri /
ContactManager
Simple React contact manager with form and list components, but no README, tests, CI, or documentation. Single-commit experiment with basic functionality and 58 KB codebase.
BhoomiShri /
CryptoShield
Early-stage TypeScript scaffold with no documentation, tests, CI, or license. Created 2 days ago with 7 commits across minimal scope (131 KB). Unshipped experimental project.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 28, 2025Joined GitHub
- Mar 26, 2026Created Google-Search — Google frontend
- Apr 1, 2026Created CryptoShield
- Apr 4, 2026Created ContactManager
- Apr 4, 2026Created Portfolio
- Apr 6, 2026Created crypto-shield
- Apr 13, 2026Most recent push to Google-Search
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.