01 · Roasts
README.joke
The Bocksa repo's README is literally a cryptic joke — 2+ years of commits and the only documentation is a punchline. Your future self is going to hate your past self.
Monolingual for Life
100% C#, all the time, across every single public repo. Daring choice to plant your flag exclusively in Microsoft territory and never peek outside.
Ghost Town Heatmap
Your commit heatmap has more empty weeks than a gym in February. Out of 52 weeks, the majority are completely dark — 90 commits spread very, very thin.
Zero Stars, Zero Forks, Zero Mercy
Not a single star or fork across all public repos. Even your mom hasn't starred your work — and GitHub will send her a reminder.
Template Without Tests
You published a bot *template* — something other people are supposed to build from — with no tests and no CI. It's a template for chaos.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight18F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight28F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
56 active days
Language distribution
- C#100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
90
Followers
22
Joined GitHub
Jul 2021
05 · Top repos
Bocksa /
BotTemplate
C# Discord bot template with basic slash commands support. Typed language, structured layout, but lacks tests, CI, license, and minimal documentation beyond inline comments.
Bocksa /
Bocksa
Minimal personal experiment with cryptic README and 26KB codebase; 28 commits over ~2 years but no documentation, tests, CI, or public visibility.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 26, 2021Joined GitHub
- Oct 29, 2022Created BotTemplate — Bot Template for Bot Things
- Jan 15, 2023Created Bocksa
- May 6, 2025Most recent push to Bocksa
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.