01 · Roasts
Password123 in Production
Movie-database.java ships with hardcoded credentials — 'sa' / 'YourPassword123' committed straight to GitHub. Your professor grading this is now also your DBA.
51 Weeks of Silence
Your public heatmap is 51 consecutive weeks of zero commits, then a single blip on week 52. GitHub's contribution graph looks like it flatlined and got one final defibrillator shock.
Degree, Not Portfolio
All 3 scored repos are explicitly labeled faculty/university assignments. GitHub is currently functioning as your course submission portal, not an engineering portfolio.
Speed-Run Delivery
Movie-database was created and last pushed on the same day, 3 minutes apart. That's not development — that's a git push followed immediately by closing the laptop.
0 Stars, 0 Forks, 0 Followers
Every public vanity metric is exactly zero. Not a single person on GitHub — including your own other accounts — has starred any of your repos. Even bots have forks.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight41D
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
90-day commit heatmap (public events only)
1 active days
Language distribution
- Python63%
- Java25%
- C++13%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
8
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jul 2023
05 · Top repos
Brkljac1 /
SQL-query-evaluator
Faculty project implementing SQL query cost estimation with schema parsing and cardinality estimation. Typed Python, structured codebase (~14 KB), but minimal documentation, no tests, CI, or license.
Brkljac1 /
Computer-system-performance
University assignment: analytical (matrix method + Jackson theorem) and discrete-event simulation of an open queueing network (CPU + 3 system disks + K user disks). Python solution with structured modules, clear README in Serbian, but zero community engagement (0 stars/forks).
Brkljac1 /
Movie-database
One-week faculty database project in Java with JDBC/SQL Server integration. Implements movie watchlist operations but lacks documentation, tests, and CI. Very recent (created Aug 8, 2026 with last push same day).
06 · Timeline
- Jul 23, 2023Joined GitHub
- Aug 8, 2026Created SQL-query-evaluator — Faculty project that calculates cost of an SQL query (block number, I/O operations...)
- Aug 8, 2026Created Movie-database — Faculty project with the purpose of creating a database for a movie watchlist.
- Aug 8, 2026Created Computer-system-performance
- Aug 8, 2026Most recent push to Computer-system-performance
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.