01 · Roasts
Half the Year Was Hibernate Mode
Your heatmap is blank for the first 26 weeks of the year. You didn't ghost GitHub — you just took a very long, very committed nap before waking up in a sprint frenzy in July.
7 Repos, 0 CI Pipelines
Spectra has Playwright e2e tests, an ARCHITECTURE.md, and a YOLO weapon detector — and still no GitHub Actions. If you can wrangle LoRaWAN, you can wrangle a 10-line workflow YAML.
Sprint King, No Sustain
ScrambledMesh: 7 commits, 2 days. Zoom_Spammer: 8 commits, 2 days. McModpack: 14 commits, 3 days. You build like a speedrunner and then drop the controller.
3 Followers Including Probably Your Alt
9 total stars, 3 followers, 100% solo PRs. The internet doesn't know you exist yet. Ship something and tell someone about it.
README Russian Roulette
TypeGrind has no README at all. ICPEP_COUNTER and McModpack have READMEs that are essentially fortune cookies. Spectra has an ARCHITECTURE.md. The variance here is giving identity crisis.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
42 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript51%
- Python23%
- CSS6%
- Java5%
- Shell5%
- HTML4%
- Other6%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
10
Commits
last 12 months
307
Followers
3
Joined GitHub
Apr 2020
05 · Top repos
BruBread /
Spectra
2026 hackathon monorepo shipping a Next.js+React frontend and Node.js+Express backend with TypeScript, Mongoose, ONNX-based CV (YOLO11 weapon/object detection), AprilTag tracking, and LoRaWAN device ingest. Well-documented with design files, comprehensive test coverage, and clean architecture across multiple modules.
BruBread /
Bearbox
Solo-authored Raspberry Pi hobby project delivering multi-profile USB device dispatcher with pentest, camera, keyboard, and game modes. ~500 KB Python codebase with structured modules, README, and working hardware integration—clear experimental portfolio piece.
BruBread /
TypeGrind
Typing game built for UHOP 2026 event with game logic, leaderboard, and polished UI animations. Untyped JavaScript with no tests, CI, or README, but demonstrates working, multi-file architecture and event-driven design.
BruBread /
ICPEP_COUNTER
Event counter for CPE Welcome Parade with fullscreen display, sound cycles, confetti, and local persistence. Created and pushed same day; single commit. Functional but experimental scope.
BruBread /
ScrambledMesh
Educational batch script for Windows network MAC spoofing with thorough inline documentation and robust error-handling, but narrow scope, no automated tests, and 3 days old with 7 commits.
BruBread /
Zoom_Spammer
Windows batch script for spawning multiple Zoom meetings in Firefox containers. Minimal scope, new repo (2 days old), 8 commits, no tests/CI/license. Clear README with practical use case but limited architectural scope.
BruBread /
McModpack
Minimal Minecraft modpack automation tool. 48 KB repo with 14 commits over 3 days, bare README (2 sentences), no tests/CI/license, untyped. Early-stage personal project.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 15, 2020Joined GitHub
- Mar 21, 2026Created Bearbox — A collection of code and scripts to make life on my raspberry pi alot easier
- May 30, 2026Created TypeGrind — A typing game I made for UHOP 2026, get the newbs involved yo!
- Jun 5, 2026Created McModpack
- Jul 13, 2026Created Spectra — for 2026 hackathon
- Jul 26, 2026Created Zoom_Spammer — Join as multiple people under a single device!
- Aug 8, 2026Created ICPEP_COUNTER
- Aug 27, 2026Created ScrambledMesh — Just gives you a random IP and MAC to bypass parental filters and stuff LOL
- Aug 29, 2026Most recent push to ScrambledMesh
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.