01 · Roasts
Ghost Town Heatmap
Out of 52 weeks, roughly 37 are completely dark. Your GitHub contribution graph looks less like a developer's calendar and more like a power outage schedule.
69% Graveyard Ratio
0.69 stale repo ratio means nearly 7 in 10 of your 42 repos are dead on arrival. You're a prolific project starter and an even more prolific project abandoner.
Zero Social Footprint
4 followers, 0 PRs, 0 issues filed this year, 100% solo commits. GitHub is a social platform and you're using it as a personal hard drive.
electronic-sign: The Commitment
You created a repo, named it, pushed an empty scaffold, and then… nothing. Not a README, not a .gitignore, not even a 'hello world'. The sign says nothing.
Stars? What Stars?
42 repos. 0 total stars. 0 total forks. Your entire public portfolio has the combined community traction of a private Notion page.
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Zoral
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight43D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight79B
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
54 active days
Language distribution
- Rust39%
- JavaScript28%
- CSS16%
- TypeScript7%
- HTML5%
- PHP3%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
29
Commits
last 12 months
120
Followers
4
Joined GitHub
Feb 2019
05 · Top repos
Bryandrm /
Store-system
A production-grade point-of-sale PWA for offline retail with immutable ledger architecture. Demonstrates sophisticated systems thinking (sync protocol using XID8 cursors, append-only enforcement via Postgres grants), full-stack TypeScript + Go, comprehensive testing, and meticulous documentation. Early-stage (5 days ol
Bryandrm /
media-player
Brutalist desktop music player with Tauri 2, React 19, Rust backend; ships with synced lyrics cascade (LRCLIB/NetEase), AcoustID identification, WhisperX karaoke, and Butterchurn visualizer. Typed, well-tested Rust, structured architecture, comprehensive docs (docs/ folder with 7+ markdown files), but 0 stars and no ex
Bryandrm /
electronic-sign
Empty repository scaffold with zero commits, no files, no documentation, and no development activity. Created and pushed same day with no content.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 4, 2019Joined GitHub
- Apr 22, 2026Created media-player
- Jun 15, 2026Created electronic-sign
- Aug 12, 2026Created Store-system
- Aug 17, 2026Most recent push to Store-system
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.