01 · Roasts
Commit Vampire
84 commits in a year and a heatmap that looks like the bat-signal — only visible in brief flashes against 40+ weeks of total darkness. Gotham deserves better uptime.
Notebook Hoarder
60% of your codebase is Jupyter Notebooks but none of them appear in the scored repos. That's a graveyard of half-finished data experiments Batman doesn't want anyone to find.
One-Day Wonder Factory
Two of your three scored projects were born and largely abandoned within a single 24-hour sprint. go-financial-fiber and go-fiber-gemma: born at night, gone by morning — just like the vigilante lifestyle.
Solo Knight
soloPct = 100%, totalIssuesYear = 0, 5 PRs all year. You code alone, in the dark, with zero community engagement. The 'no partners' rule is admirable in crime-fighting, less so on GitHub.
Stale Utility Belt
staleRepoRatio = 0.55 — over half your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's 55% of your gadgets rusting in the Batcave while Gotham keeps moving.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight46D
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
38 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook60%
- Go26%
- HTML5%
- Dart3%
- TeX2%
- CSS2%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
20
Commits
last 12 months
84
Followers
14
Joined GitHub
Jan 2018
05 · Top repos
BryceWayne /
MemoryStore
Thread-safe in-memory Go cache with batch ops, metrics, and dual PubSub backends. Well-typed, tested, CI-enabled, clean architecture—solid indie project with 30 commits across 13 months.
BryceWayne /
go-fiber-gemma
Go Fiber + Gemma local AI API with HTMX frontend. Minimal scope (21KB), fresh project (created 2026-04-04), typed + tested + CI-enabled but only 7 recent commits in 1-day sprint. Experimental personal tool.
BryceWayne /
go-financial-fiber
Personal finance dashboard in Go + Fiber + HTMX. Early-stage project with working calculator, real-time HTMX updates, and structured views. No tests, CI, or license. Single day burst (~3 recent commits in 24 hours).
06 · Timeline
- Jan 4, 2018Joined GitHub
- Dec 12, 2023Created MemoryStore — Go - MemoryStore
- Mar 15, 2026Created go-financial-fiber — Go Finance Tool
- Apr 4, 2026Created go-fiber-gemma — Local Network API for serving Gemma 4
- Apr 5, 2026Most recent push to go-fiber-gemma
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.