01 · Roasts
CI/CD? Never Heard of Her
Zero repos have CI. Not one. You've got a Vulkan engine, CUDA kernels, and an LLM implementation — all flying completely blind without a single automated check. You trust the compiler more than you trust yourself, which... fair, but still.
CodeCudaEngine README: 'CodeCudaEngine'
Your most active repo (21 commits in 3 months, last push April 2026) has a README with exactly one line of content: the project title. You wrote tiling strategies with shared memory optimizations but couldn't manage a second sentence.
70 Public Commits All Year
70 public commits in a year works out to about 1.3 per week. Your CUDA engine alone has 21 recent commits, so the math implies months of silence. We know privateWorkLikely=true, but the heatmap still looks like a starfield.
0 PRs, 0 Issues, 0 External Anything
Not a single PR or issue filed on anyone else's code in the past year. You're building a graphics engine, CUDA kernels, and an LLM from scratch — in a complete vacuum. Open source saw you coming and you turned around.
MatrixMul_Viz: Most Stars, Least Work
Your highest-starred repo (7 stars!) is a 3-day sprint of ~100KB of HTML and JavaScript. Meanwhile CodeVkEngine — 18MB, 14+ weeks of sustained work, Radiance Cascades — has 4 stars. The market has spoken, and it is wrong.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
41 active days
Language distribution
- HTML43%
- C++35%
- C12%
- C#7%
- ShaderLab1%
- Rich Text Format1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
21
Commits
last 12 months
70
Followers
16
Joined GitHub
Nov 2020
05 · Top repos
Carcodee /
CodeVkEngine
Personal graphics engine extending Vulkan template with RenderGraph architecture, cluster rendering, and Radiance Cascades. C++20, documented with README, but lacks tests/CI. ~18MB codebase shows sustained effort across 14+ weeks.
Carcodee /
CudaKernels_Viz
Personal CUDA visualization teaching tool with explicit grid/block/thread 3D rendering, occupancy math, and test suite. Created in a single day (3 commits across ~2 hours), minimal adoption signals.
Carcodee /
LLMFromScratch
Personal educational project implementing a Transformer LLM from scratch following Andrej Karpathy's tutorial. Contains ~7k LOC across multiple modules but lacks tests, CI, and type annotations. Code has structural issues and incomplete implementations.
Carcodee /
MatrixMul_Viz
Single-page Three.js matrix visualization tool with ~100KB codebase, clean UI, and working 2D/3D transforms. Created 2026-02-22 with 11 commits in 3 days; typed-language requirement not met (HTML/JS). Well-documented README but minimal scope suggests early experimental project.
Carcodee /
CodeCudaEngine
Early-stage CUDA matrix multiplication library with multiple kernel implementations but minimal documentation, no tests, and thin public presence (0 stars/forks). Works and typed, but thin documentation and experimental scope.
Carcodee /
Carcodee
Empty portfolio scaffold with only README; no source code, no projects, no meaningful output. 12 KB with no functional artifacts—purely a GitHub profile placeholder linking to external sites.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 20, 2020Joined GitHub
- Nov 12, 2023Created Carcodee — Personal Information
- Jan 8, 2025Created CodeVkEngine
- Oct 18, 2025Created LLMFromScratch — Implementation of modern LLM architecture from scratch using Andrej Karpathy tutorial
- Jan 14, 2026Created CodeCudaEngine
- Feb 22, 2026Created MatrixMul_Viz
- Mar 9, 2026Created CudaKernels_Viz
- Apr 12, 2026Most recent push to CodeCudaEngine
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.