01 · Roasts
89% Graveyard Ratio
9 out of 10 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more a digital cemetery — nicely arranged headstones, though.
30 Commits/Year Club
30 commits in a full year. That's roughly one commit every 12 days. Even your chess AI moves faster than your commit cadence.
3-Minute Masterpiece
maze-generator was conceived, born, and abandoned between 11:10 and 11:13 on October 18, 2023. Three minutes. Three commits. The Snapchat of software projects.
CSS Maximalist
70% of your codebase is CSS. You're not a developer — you're a stylesheet with occasional ambitions of Scala.
Follower-to-Commit Mismatch
374 followers watching a repo with 30 commits a year. That's 12.5 followers per commit. You're somehow famous for doing almost nothing.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight33F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight45D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
92 active days
Language distribution
- CSS70%
- HTML19%
- Java8%
- TypeScript1%
- JavaScript1%
- Scala0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
38
Commits
last 12 months
30
Followers
374
Joined GitHub
May 2020
05 · Top repos
Castruu /
chess-game
Personal chess engine in Scala with working UI, minimax AI, and Stockfish-validated move generation. Typed language, clear architecture, documented. No CI/tests; 9 commits in ~10 months since June 2025.
Castruu /
ignite-timer
Personal Pomodoro timer built with React + TypeScript, Vite, and styled-components. Implements context-based state management with localStorage persistence, but lacks tests, CI, and active maintenance (last push 2023-05-16).
Castruu /
maze-generator
One-day maze generator dump in C++ with basic recursive backtracking algorithm; 3 commits, no docs, no tests, no CI, no license. Functional but minimal scope.
06 · Timeline
- May 28, 2020Joined GitHub
- May 12, 2023Created ignite-timer — Ignite Timer: A Pomodoro Timer application built with Vite. Boost productivity with customizable work sessions, breaks, visual alerts, and session history. Manage time effectively
- Oct 18, 2023Created maze-generator
- Jun 18, 2025Created chess-game
- Apr 5, 2026Most recent push to chess-game
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.