01 · Roasts
4 commits a year
totalCommitsYear = 4. That's not a coding year, that's a coding lunch break. Your heatmap has more blank weeks than a ghost town calendar.
63% graveyard ratio
staleRepoRatio of 0.63 means 37 of your 59 repos have been gathering dust for 2+ years. You're not a developer, you're a repo hoarder with good intentions.
PHP: the whole personality
75% PHP, 6% Blade, 5% Vue — that's not a tech stack, that's a Laravel starter kit with commitment issues. C++ at 3% is doing its best to pretend there's range here.
ctfu: a day's work, forever immortalized
ctfu was created AND last pushed on the same week in April 2020. Five commits. 35 KB. A hardcoded list of tracking parameters. That's not a project, that's a script that got a README.
98 followers, almost famous
You're 2 followers away from unlocking the +5 Impact bonus. Two. People. Unfortunately, having nearly 100 followers and only 4 public commits this year means your audience is watching tumbleweeds.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight40D
- Depth15% weight45D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
181 active days
Language distribution
- PHP75%
- JavaScript9%
- Blade6%
- Vue5%
- C++3%
- Shell0%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
19
Commits
last 12 months
4
Followers
98
Joined GitHub
Apr 2017
05 · Top repos
ChrisToxz /
Slipstream-Core
Laravel/Vue video streaming platform in active development with core features like x264/HLS transcoding and media management. Typed, documented, tested, with CI but marked "still in development" with no license.
ChrisToxz /
ChrisToxz
Personal PHP/Laravel feed management tool for price and stock data parsing; untyped with working business logic but lacks tests, CI, documentation, and public adoption. Structured but thin output without external impact.
ChrisToxz /
ctfu
One-off PHP URL-cleaning utility with minimal scope, ~1 week of work (5 commits), no tests, CI, or license. Untyped PHP with flat structure and thin documentation.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 26, 2017Joined GitHub
- Apr 12, 2020Created ctfu — Clean That F#!king URL
- Jan 13, 2021Created ChrisToxz
- Mar 28, 2022Created Slipstream-Core
- Jun 10, 2026Most recent push to ChrisToxz
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.