01 · Roasts
The 14-Minute Architect
COW_3 was born and abandoned within 14 minutes, contains a duplicated Graph class across two files, and has exactly one commit. That's not a project — that's a sneeze.
The Heatmap Is a Desert
Your GitHub contribution heatmap is 364 consecutive empty squares followed by a single lonesome commit in week 51. The tumbleweeds have tumbleweeds.
README? Never Heard of Her
0 out of 3 repos have a README. Not one. You're shipping code like it's a private diary, except the diary also has no CI, no tests, and no type hints.
0 Stars, 0 Forks, 0 Followers
The triple zero. totalStars=0, totalForks=0, followers=0. GitHub knows you exist only because the server had to check.
Plotting Logic Disabled
Catch-Em-All-tracker has its entire plotting section commented out, meaning you shipped a tracker that tracks nothing visibly. The champion loop runs; the charts do not. An apt metaphor for this portfolio.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight17F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
1 active days
Language distribution
- Python85%
- kvlang15%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
7
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Aug 2018
05 · Top repos
ClockworkNirvana /
MTFleetDocsCheck
Fleet documentation validation tool for MT operations. Processes CSV files to run ~15 validation tests on vehicle servicing/trip records. Untyped Python with no README, tests, CI, or docs.
ClockworkNirvana /
Catch-Em-All-tracker
Personal League of Legends tracker experiment with minimal scope. Untyped Python, no documentation, no tests/CI. ~14 KB codebase with 3 core files and sparse 8 commits over 11 days in early 2024.
ClockworkNirvana /
COW_3
One-off experimental script collection for terrain pathfinding using elevation data; minimal documentation, unfinished state, no tests or CI.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 23, 2018Joined GitHub
- Sep 9, 2023Created COW_3
- Jan 2, 2024Created Catch-Em-All-tracker
- Jan 19, 2024Created MTFleetDocsCheck
- Feb 16, 2024Most recent push to MTFleetDocsCheck
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.