01 · Roasts
MagiMC: Committed to Not Committing
MagiMC-Website has 2 stars, 0 commits, and 0 files. Someone starred a literal empty folder. That's either a pity star or a profound art statement.
README? Coming Soon™
Portfolio-Website's README literally says 'readme coming soon.' It has been months. The portfolio of a developer who doesn't document... is not documented.
41% CSS, 0% Tests
Across 4 repos, not a single test file exists. You could drown in CSS (41% of your codebase) but you've never once written `assert`. Is it code or is it vibes?
Heatmap Deserter
Your public heatmap is 40+ consecutive weeks of pure silence, then a brief flicker of life. 110 commits in a year with most weeks showing literally zero — the public record says 'occasional visitor.'
Hard-Coded Margin Maestro
2030-Web uses `margin-left: 350px` in CSS. On mobile that's not a layout — it's a content exile. Even the UN's Sustainable Development Goals deserve responsive design.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight33F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
43 active days
Language distribution
- CSS41%
- HTML30%
- Python19%
- C6%
- JavaScript2%
- TypeScript2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
110
Followers
7
Joined GitHub
Jul 2022
05 · Top repos
Clopezio /
2030-Web
School project website about UN Agenda 2030 with 3 HTML pages, CSS styling, and JavaScript data files. Clean design and structured layout but minimal architectural complexity, no tests/CI, and thin documentation beyond README.
Clopezio /
Priority-Scheduling
Educational OS scheduling simulator with clear structure and working preemptive/non-preemptive logic, but lacks tests, CI, type hints, and static analysis tooling despite being Python.
Clopezio /
Portfolio-Website
Portfolio website with polished UI animations and responsive design, but minimal documentation, no tests/CI, and sparse codebase showing limited development scope for a one-off personal project.
Clopezio /
MagiMC-Website
Empty repository scaffold with zero commits, no files, no documentation, and no development activity since creation on 2026-03-10.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 27, 2022Joined GitHub
- Feb 22, 2025Created Portfolio-Website — My portfolio website
- Mar 10, 2026Created MagiMC-Website
- Mar 27, 2026Created 2030-Web — Sito informativo riguardante l'Agenda 2030 e i suoi obbiettivi per un progetto scolastico.
- Apr 23, 2026Created Priority-Scheduling — This is a project made to simulate the OS process of Priority Scheduling, a fundamental algorithm that sorts the processes by priority.
- May 5, 2026Most recent push to 2030-Web
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.