01 · Roasts
The Snake Ate Your Commits
Your most active CI pipeline is a GitHub snake-game action. That's the most automated thing in your entire profile, and it's just... eating dots.
99% Notebooks, 0% Results
Jupyter Notebook dominates 99% of your code bytes, but Distributed-DeepLOB has exactly 2 commits made 16 minutes apart. That model isn't going to train itself—or apparently, with you either.
14 Commits in 52 Weeks
You averaged 0.27 commits per week this year. Even a README typo fix would have doubled your velocity for a solid month.
Portfolio Without a Portfolio
Your portfolio site is the most substantive project here, and it's a tutorial-based React template. The portfolio's main achievement is that it exists.
The 16-Minute Architect
Distributed-DeepLOB was initialized and abandoned in the time it takes to brew a pot of coffee. Distributed computing deserves at least a lunch break of effort.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight10F
- Quality20% weight30F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight35F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
11 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook99%
- TypeScript0%
- Python0%
- SCSS0%
- JavaScript0%
- HTML0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
14
Followers
6
Joined GitHub
Feb 2021
05 · Top repos
Clydexy /
portfolio
Tutorial-based personal portfolio website built in React with SCSS styling. Functional single-page site showcasing work across multiple categories, with basic component structure but minimal documentation, no tests/CI, and untyped JavaScript.
Clydexy /
Clydexy
GitHub profile config repo with minimal content (7 KB, README + snake game CI workflow). No real codebase—a personal profile scaffold.
Clydexy /
Distributed-DeepLOB
Empty scaffold created 2026-03-09 with only a barebones README title. 4 KB total size, 2 commits in 16 minutes, no source code or implementation visible.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 25, 2021Joined GitHub
- Jun 3, 2021Created Clydexy — Config files for my GitHub profile.
- Aug 21, 2022Created portfolio — Personal Website
- Mar 9, 2026Created Distributed-DeepLOB
- Mar 15, 2026Most recent push to Clydexy
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.