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ColonelPhantom

Quinten Kock

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The Polyglot Who Ghosts

Rust, C, TypeScript, Haskell, C++, Lua — impressive spread. Shame about the 80% stale repo ratio. You collect languages the way some people collect gym memberships: enthusiastically, then never again.

198 Commits, 30 Weeks of Silence

Your heatmap is basically a Rorschach test: a few intense bursts surrounded by vast emptiness. Weeks 2 through 7 and 28 through 44 are completely dead. Inspired coding, existential hibernation, repeat.

Chess Engine, No Tests

fe_chess has transposition tables, LMR, quiescence search, SEE, Zobrist hashing — and zero test files. You built a full chess engine and trusted vibes over unit tests. Bold strategy.

Solo 100%, Community 0%

soloPct=100, totalPRsYear=1, totalIssuesYear=0. You've been on GitHub since 2014 and have opened more languages than conversations. One external PR in a year is a ghost town, not a portfolio.

mpp: 5 Commits, 20 Minutes, Done Forever

The Lua metaprogramming preprocessor was apparently conceived, built, and abandoned in a single coffee break on 2023-03-13. Depth score: 5. That tracks.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    30F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    55D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    80A
  • Community
    10% weight
    30F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

47 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • Rust31%
  • C17%
  • TypeScript17%
  • Haskell16%
  • C++5%
  • Lua3%
  • Other11%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

20

Commits

last 12 months

198

Followers

27

Joined GitHub

May 2014

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. May 13, 2014
    Joined GitHub
  2. May 1, 2019
    Created fe_chess — Rust chess engine
  3. Jan 15, 2022
    Created lite-xl-tmt — Terminal emulator for Lite XL based on libtmt
  4. Mar 13, 2023
    Created mpp — MPP - a preprocessor for language-independent metaprogramming
  5. Sep 27, 2023
    Most recent push to lite-xl-tmt

07 · Compare

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ColonelPhantom · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total48.0
Top-end curve+2.2
Final overall50.2

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
ColonelPhantom · 50.2/100 — Rate My GitHub