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Cortezjohannes

Yohan

D

README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

LinkedIn Bio Walked Into a Git Repo

'5x founder, 4x venture backed @ 26' — and yet all 3 repos are 0 stars, 0 forks, and were created within the same 48-hour window. The GitHub profile is getting less traction than the bio.

Test? Never Heard of Her

TESTS=no across all three repos — rizz-my-robot-docs, polymarket-openclaw-weather-trader, bird-operator. A CEO of 'a bunch of tech companies' apparently doesn't have 20 minutes for a single assertion.

48-Hour Empire

Two of your three repos were born and last pushed within a single day. The polymarket trader (4 commits, 33 KB) and the docs site (7 sampled commits, 1 day old) are less 'portfolio' and more 'Sunday afternoon energy.'

TypeScript Monoculture With a Python Leaf

89% TypeScript, 6% Python, 4% JavaScript — the Python is literally one trading script. For someone running multiple 'tech companies,' the language diversity of this account suggests one framework and one very busy weekend.

0 Followers, 0 Following, 10 PRs

You somehow filed 10 pull requests this year on a GitHub account with zero followers and zero people you follow. Contributing to code in a social vacuum is a very specific kind of founder energy.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    30F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    62C
  • Depth
    15% weight
    45D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    55D
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

65 active days

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Language distribution

4 langs
  • TypeScript89%
  • Python6%
  • JavaScript4%
  • CSS1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

3

Commits

last 12 months

10

Followers

0

Joined GitHub

Mar 2025

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Mar 24, 2025
    Joined GitHub
  2. Mar 28, 2026
    Created bird-operator
  3. Mar 29, 2026
    Created polymarket-openclaw-weather-trader
  4. Mar 30, 2026
    Created rizz-my-robot-docs — Public docs for Rizz My Robot agents, humans, and product surfaces.
  5. Mar 31, 2026
    Most recent push to rizz-my-robot-docs

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total45.6
Top-end curve+1.8
Final overall47.4

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
Cortezjohannes · 47.4/100 — Rate My GitHub