01 · Roasts
LinkedIn Bio Walked Into a Git Repo
'5x founder, 4x venture backed @ 26' — and yet all 3 repos are 0 stars, 0 forks, and were created within the same 48-hour window. The GitHub profile is getting less traction than the bio.
Test? Never Heard of Her
TESTS=no across all three repos — rizz-my-robot-docs, polymarket-openclaw-weather-trader, bird-operator. A CEO of 'a bunch of tech companies' apparently doesn't have 20 minutes for a single assertion.
48-Hour Empire
Two of your three repos were born and last pushed within a single day. The polymarket trader (4 commits, 33 KB) and the docs site (7 sampled commits, 1 day old) are less 'portfolio' and more 'Sunday afternoon energy.'
TypeScript Monoculture With a Python Leaf
89% TypeScript, 6% Python, 4% JavaScript — the Python is literally one trading script. For someone running multiple 'tech companies,' the language diversity of this account suggests one framework and one very busy weekend.
0 Followers, 0 Following, 10 PRs
You somehow filed 10 pull requests this year on a GitHub account with zero followers and zero people you follow. Contributing to code in a social vacuum is a very specific kind of founder energy.
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Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight45D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
65 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript89%
- Python6%
- JavaScript4%
- CSS1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
10
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Mar 2025
05 · Top repos
Cortezjohannes /
bird-operator
Early-stage X account operator console with comprehensive auth, approval workflows, and multi-mode operator pairing. Typed Next.js/React app with thoughtful security design but minimal adoption and incomplete feature surface (no tests, no CI).
Cortezjohannes /
rizz-my-robot-docs
Early-stage public docs site for Rizz My Robot product built with TypeScript, Docusaurus, and GitHub Pages. Includes custom safety checks (check-public-docs.mjs) to prevent leaking internal implementation, CI/CD pipelines, and structured audience paths. Minimal commit history and zero adoption signals yet.
Cortezjohannes /
polymarket-openclaw-weather-trader
33 KB Python weather trading toolkit for Polymarket with scripted buy/sell/scan utilities and NOAA integration. Very new repo (1 day old, 4 commits), minimal documentation, no tests/CI, untyped Python—fits experimental portfolio project pattern.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 24, 2025Joined GitHub
- Mar 28, 2026Created bird-operator
- Mar 29, 2026Created polymarket-openclaw-weather-trader
- Mar 30, 2026Created rizz-my-robot-docs — Public docs for Rizz My Robot agents, humans, and product surfaces.
- Mar 31, 2026Most recent push to rizz-my-robot-docs
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.