01 · Roasts
One Star Wonder
Your only GitHub star came from your Neovim config — the repo with no README, no tests, and no CI. Someone out there likes your dotfiles more than your actual software.
TODO-Driven Development
InventoryManagement's README has a TODO section listing search, export, and import as missing features. Cool architecture, but shipping half a product for 1.4 years is a vibe.
License Dodger
Three repos, zero licenses. You've built a Go backend, a Vue portfolio, and a Neovim config — and somehow never found time for a single SPDX identifier in any of them.
Solo Flight Club
soloPct = 100%, 1 PR all year, 0 issues filed. The collaboration tab on your profile is basically a 404. GitHub is a social network and you've opted out entirely.
Private Work Phantom
The system flags privateWorkLikely=true, meaning your public 67 commits are probably an undercount — which is the only charitable explanation for why your heatmap goes dark for 15 straight weeks mid-year.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
103 active days
Language distribution
- Go33%
- TypeScript31%
- Lua12%
- Vue6%
- JavaScript5%
- C++5%
- Other8%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
8
Commits
last 12 months
67
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Jul 2020
05 · Top repos
CouchCouch /
InventoryManagement
Personal inventory tracking system with Go backend (PostgreSQL, Gin) and React/Vite frontend. Typed, documented, CI/CD present. Functional CRUD + checkout ops but incomplete feature set and minimal adoption.
CouchCouch /
couchcouch.github.io
Personal portfolio site built with Vue 3 + Vite, styled with Tailwind CSS. Minimal scope, basic README, no tests, but CI/CD configured and structured project layout with router setup.
CouchCouch /
NVIMConfig
Personal Neovim configuration using Lazy package manager with LSP, DAP, Treesitter, and Telescope plugins. Minimal scope, 46 KB, no docs, no tests, no CI—a dotfiles-style personal configuration repo.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 29, 2020Joined GitHub
- Apr 4, 2024Created couchcouch.github.io
- Jan 4, 2025Created InventoryManagement
- Jan 4, 2025Created NVIMConfig
- May 25, 2026Most recent push to InventoryManagement
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.