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CouchCouch

Ryan Couchman

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

One Star Wonder

Your only GitHub star came from your Neovim config — the repo with no README, no tests, and no CI. Someone out there likes your dotfiles more than your actual software.

TODO-Driven Development

InventoryManagement's README has a TODO section listing search, export, and import as missing features. Cool architecture, but shipping half a product for 1.4 years is a vibe.

License Dodger

Three repos, zero licenses. You've built a Go backend, a Vue portfolio, and a Neovim config — and somehow never found time for a single SPDX identifier in any of them.

Solo Flight Club

soloPct = 100%, 1 PR all year, 0 issues filed. The collaboration tab on your profile is basically a 404. GitHub is a social network and you've opted out entirely.

Private Work Phantom

The system flags privateWorkLikely=true, meaning your public 67 commits are probably an undercount — which is the only charitable explanation for why your heatmap goes dark for 15 straight weeks mid-year.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    28F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    57D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

103 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • Go33%
  • TypeScript31%
  • Lua12%
  • Vue6%
  • JavaScript5%
  • C++5%
  • Other8%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

8

Commits

last 12 months

67

Followers

1

Joined GitHub

Jul 2020

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Jul 29, 2020
    Joined GitHub
  2. Apr 4, 2024
    Created couchcouch.github.io
  3. Jan 4, 2025
    Created InventoryManagement
  4. Jan 4, 2025
    Created NVIMConfig
  5. May 25, 2026
    Most recent push to InventoryManagement

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total45.9
Top-end curve+1.8
Final overall47.7

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
CouchCouch · 47.7/100 — Rate My GitHub