01 · Roasts
The Automation Mirage
Your profile repo brags 179,558 'commits' sourced from a WakaTime aggregator. That's not version control, that's a leaderboard cheat code. Your actual year of commits? 27.
71% Graveyard
71% of your 97 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. You're not maintaining a portfolio — you're curating a GitHub cemetery with fresh flowers on one grave.
GSoC Veteran, Zero PRs This Year
Bio leads with GSoC'23 and OSPP'24 like it's a headline, yet totalPRsYear=0 and totalIssuesYear=1. The credentials are real; the follow-through in public is invisible.
SDL Triangle Energy
sdl-cpp: 13 commits, 17 days, one triangle on screen, a typo in 'vetexColors', and then silence. It's the 'Hello World' of graphics — minus the README to prove you know what it does.
53% Notebook Hoarder
Over half your codebase is Jupyter Notebooks, yet your domain is listed as 'systems'. These two things are not the same. Pick a lane or at least label the notebooks.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight26F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight29F
- Depth15% weight30F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
227 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook53%
- C28%
- JavaScript9%
- Python3%
- CSS3%
- TypeScript2%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
49
Commits
last 12 months
27
Followers
69
Joined GitHub
Oct 2021
05 · Top repos
CulturalProfessor /
CulturalProfessor
Personal profile repository with dynamically updated README via WakaTime stats. One CI workflow, no tests, no license, no real project structure or code—primarily a resume/portfolio display.
CulturalProfessor /
sdl-cpp
Early-stage SDL2/OpenGL learning project with basic triangle rendering. Minimal documentation, no tests, no CI, no license. ~233 KB codebase with 13 commits over 17 days shows modest effort but lacks production-readiness.
CulturalProfessor /
Google-Summer-of-Code-23
GSoC'23 final report documenting whiteboard integration app development for Rocket.Chat. No code or implementation artifacts in this repo—links to external PRs and demo videos, with minimal local content (23 KB).
06 · Timeline
- Oct 10, 2021Joined GitHub
- Aug 28, 2022Created CulturalProfessor — My personal repository
- Sep 24, 2023Created Google-Summer-of-Code-23 — Google Summer of Code'23 Report for Whiteboard Integration App for Rocket.Chat
- Mar 31, 2026Created sdl-cpp
- Apr 25, 2026Most recent push to CulturalProfessor
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.