01 · Roasts
README? Never Heard of Her
Thinkboard's README is literally 'WAAAAAAAAA'. That's not a placeholder — that's a cry for help. Your most ambitious project documents itself with a scream.
Sprint God, Marathon Zero
LightCBA: 6 days. Thinkboard: 2 days. Jamhacks: 1 minute. Your entire visible portfolio was built faster than most people finish a Netflix series. Shipping is great; sustaining is the actual flex.
Security-Conscious but Make It Fashion
Your own backend comment reads 'Note: In production, never store passwords in plain text!' — and then... stores passwords in plain text. Awareness without action is just commentary.
52 Commits, 30 Repos
You have 30 public repos and only 52 commits this year. That's 1.7 commits per repo. You're collecting repositories like Pokémon but refusing to actually train them.
Jamhacks: The 60-Second Masterpiece
Repo created at 01:43:14, last pushed at 01:44:25. Seventy-one seconds of effort. The CI pipeline took longer to configure than the actual code did to write.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight37F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
116 active days
Language distribution
- Vue57%
- JavaScript23%
- C#6%
- HTML6%
- CSS3%
- Rust3%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
13
Commits
last 12 months
52
Followers
23
Joined GitHub
Nov 2023
05 · Top repos
Cybertaco360 /
LightCBA
Early-stage Tauri + Vue + Flask desktop app for West Mountain Radio battery testing. Typed, structured codebase with working cross-platform UI, but no tests/CI and minimal adoption (5 stars, 6-day-old, marked unstable). Modest depth for a burst sprint.
Cybertaco360 /
Thinkboard
Thinkboard is a fresh Vue + Rust timeline/roadmap visualization tool integrating Gemini AI, launched 2 days ago with 30 commits. README is non-functional ("WAAAAAAAAA"); codebase is untyped Vue, untyped backend, no tests/CI. Security risks: plaintext passwords, no hashing noted despite comments. Promising technical sco
Cybertaco360 /
Jamhacks-hack-club
Empty scaffold project created and abandoned in <1 minute. Single placeholder HTML file with no docs, tests, license, or meaningful content. Zero adoption signals.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 25, 2023Joined GitHub
- Dec 28, 2024Created LightCBA — Run your West Mountain Radio CBAIV on every platform including Linux. Huge credit goes towards da66en for the creation of python_wmr_cba library.
- May 17, 2025Created Thinkboard
- May 18, 2025Created Jamhacks-hack-club
- May 18, 2025Most recent push to Thinkboard
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.