01 · Roasts
The 11-Minute Engineer
Cs502_assignment1_cs92 was born and finished in 11 minutes flat. That's not a project — that's a git push with extra steps. Even a microwave burrito gets more development time.
'Open Source Contributor' — Where?
The bio proudly declares 'Open Source Contributor' but your public GitHub shows 0 PRs, 0 issues, and 5 commits in the entire past year. The only thing you've contributed to open source is the concept of irony.
Hackathon Dumping Ground
2 of your 3 scored repos are hackathon submissions with single-session commit histories (5 minutes, 4 hours). GitHub is not a hackathon archive — ship something you'll still look at next month.
GDSC Web Lead With 0 Web Commits
Bio says 'Web lead GDSC' but your TypeScript and JavaScript combined are 7% of your codebase. Your 'web leadership' left no public trail — the heatmap has more empty weeks than a ghost town.
The Hardcode Horizon
Between /content/drive/MyDrive Colab paths in Cs502 and hardcoded Azure endpoints in the Microsoft Hackathon repo, your code would break on literally any machine that isn't yours. Environment variables exist.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight20F
- Consistency20% weight10F
- Quality20% weight42D
- Depth15% weight25F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
4 active days
Language distribution
- Python77%
- Jupyter Notebook8%
- C7%
- TypeScript4%
- JavaScript3%
- Cython0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
14
Commits
last 12 months
5
Followers
5
Joined GitHub
Nov 2022
05 · Top repos
DEDSWIN /
Microsoft_Hackathon_2025-capstone-
Hackathon capstone for real-time multilingual transcription via LiveKit and Azure STT; typed Python agent with 4-language support, but minimal documentation, no tests/CI, 11 commits in ~4 hours, and unclear architectural completeness.
DEDSWIN /
CFG_25_Team_6
Hackathon team project combining waste-management chatbot (Python/LangGraph), Next.js frontend, and IVR system. Minimal README, no tests/CI, works but light documentation and thin architectural polish.
DEDSWIN /
Cs502_assignment1_cs92
Student assignment submission: binary classification of rice types using logistic regression with Keras on a 3810-sample dataset. Jupyter notebook + Python script with exploratory analysis, normalization, and model evaluation.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 13, 2022Joined GitHub
- Mar 26, 2025Created Microsoft_Hackathon_2025-capstone-
- Jul 13, 2025Created CFG_25_Team_6 — code for good 25 hackathon Team 6 project
- Sep 19, 2025Created Cs502_assignment1_cs92
- Sep 19, 2025Most recent push to Cs502_assignment1_cs92
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.