01 · Roasts
92% Graveyard Curator
328 public repos and a staleRepoRatio of 0.92 — that means roughly 302 repos are digital tumbleweeds. You're not building a portfolio, you're building a museum of abandoned weekends.
README? Try 'TV?'
The entire documentation for maybe_later_backend is the string 'TV?'. Not a typo — that IS the README. Two words, one of them a question mark, for a project with auth, pagination, and a full ORM integration.
CRA Speed-Runner
maybe_later_client was born and died in 15 minutes. Three commits, untouched App.js, default CRA test still passing. You `npx create-react-app`'d, pushed, and never looked back.
38 Commits, 328 Repos
That's 0.116 commits per repo this year. You have more repositories than most developers have GitHub notifications, yet managed to commit less than once per week across all of them.
PR Hero, Commit Ghost
34 pull requests opened this year but only 38 commits total? You're more active in other people's houses than your own — your public repos haven't seen a sustained effort since dotfiles.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
198 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript82%
- Ruby9%
- Shell4%
- CSS3%
- HTML2%
- Dockerfile0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
25
Commits
last 12 months
38
Followers
6
Joined GitHub
Sep 2019
05 · Top repos
DannyBrito /
dotfiles
Personal dotfiles repo with shell aliases, functions, and bootstrap automation. Typed (Shell/Zsh), documented with working setup scripts, structured directories. No tests or CI. ~30 commits across 2 years suggests active maintenance.
DannyBrito /
maybe_later_backend
Untyped Express backend for a TV watchlist app with basic user auth, CRUD operations, and test suite. Minimal documentation ("TV?" only), no CI, no license. Completed in 3 weeks with 30 commits.
DannyBrito /
maybe_later_client
Unmodified Create React App bootstrap with minimal custom code. Only 3 commits in ~15 minutes on 2021-03-15, no personalization or real features shipped beyond default template.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 6, 2019Joined GitHub
- Mar 15, 2021Created maybe_later_backend — TV?
- Mar 15, 2021Created maybe_later_client — TV?
- Jun 27, 2024Created dotfiles
- Apr 24, 2026Most recent push to dotfiles
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.