01 · Roasts
Placeholder Farmer
3 of your 6 scored repos are pure scaffolds with a single commit and a one-line README. 'TOG5-FMA' has 0 KB of code and was pushed and abandoned in the same minute. Ideas are not products.
91% C# or Bust
Your language breakdown is 91% C#. The 3% TypeScript is doing heroic work carrying the 'breadth' category almost single-handedly. HLSL at 4% is the most exotic thing on your profile.
The Hermit Coder
soloPct = 100%, totalPRsYear = 0, totalIssuesYear = 0. You have committed 183 times this year and interacted with the broader GitHub community exactly zero times. GitHub is a social network, Conrad.
Burst and Hibernate
Your heatmap is 23 consecutive weeks of zeros followed by irregular bursts. The last 4 weeks finally show consistent activity — set a calendar reminder to keep that up.
One Star Away from Existence
0 stars, 0 forks across 28 repos. TOG5-VMS is legitimately well-built — give it a proper README and push it somewhere people can find it before it rots in the void.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight75B
- Depth15% weight60C
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
48 active days
Language distribution
- C#91%
- HLSL4%
- TypeScript3%
- ShaderLab1%
- PLpgSQL1%
- CSS0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
27
Commits
last 12 months
183
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Sep 2024
05 · Top repos
Dar-nox /
TOG5-VMS
Production fleet maintenance system with TypeScript frontend + Postgres backend, comprehensive domain logic, extensive test coverage (unit + database), and detailed technical documentation across specs/ and docs/ folders.
Dar-nox /
that-sky-music-app
A polished, well-tested TypeScript Electron music arrangement/conversion tool with sophisticated algorithms (key detection, voicing, melody tracking) and structured architecture, but limited scope and audience—experimental personal project with 0 stars.
Dar-nox /
Portfolio-test
Personal portfolio site built with Next.js, Tailwind, and Convex. Clean design with contact form backend, but no tests, CI, or established audience. One-off project created 2026-07-14.
Dar-nox /
A-Certain-Helpful-Archive
Minimal D&D DM assistant scaffold with 0 stars, 1 commit in first day. README is 1 line with no project documentation, no source files sampled, no tests/CI/license. Extremely early-stage experimental project.
Dar-nox /
AI-Storyteller
Minimal project created 2 days ago with only a README heading and no source code, tests, CI, license, or meaningful documentation. Effectively a scaffold.
Dar-nox /
TOG5-FMA
Empty scaffold: 0 stars, 1 commit in past 30 days, minimal README ("TOG5-FMA" title only), no code files, no tests/CI/license/gitignore. Pure placeholder.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 7, 2024Joined GitHub
- Jun 25, 2026Created TOG5-VMS
- Jul 14, 2026Created Portfolio-test
- Jul 19, 2026Created A-Certain-Helpful-Archive — A Certain Helpful Archive is a D&D DM assistant tool.
- Jul 20, 2026Created that-sky-music-app
- Aug 8, 2026Created AI-Storyteller
- Aug 27, 2026Created TOG5-FMA
- Aug 27, 2026Most recent push to TOG5-FMA
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.