01 · Roasts
The Graveyard Keeper
86% of your 44 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. You don't have a portfolio — you have an archaeological dig site. Amazon SDE intern energy not translating to GitHub.
17 Commits in 12 Months
You pushed to GitHub 17 times in the past year. That's roughly 1.4 commits per month. My README.md has more daily updates than your entire contribution graph.
Breadth Without Receipts
TypeScript, Python, Svelte, Swift, Java, Go — incredible language diversity for someone who apparently stops using each one after a semester.
Born Yesterday (Literally)
Two of your three scored projects were created on 2026-07-25 — the same day. Quantity-launching repos is a vibe, but zero tests across all three suggests these are ideas, not software.
Community Ghost
5 followers, 1 PR in a year, 0 issues filed. You're at a hackathon but working in a soundproof booth. CS @ UofT and Amazon internship and somehow GitHub thinks you don't exist.
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Zoral
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight25F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight80A
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
130 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript33%
- Python16%
- Svelte15%
- Swift12%
- Java10%
- Go6%
- Other8%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
37
Commits
last 12 months
17
Followers
5
Joined GitHub
Aug 2021
05 · Top repos
DarthJarJarJar /
Schedulink
TypeScript/Python full-stack scheduling app with microservices backend, CI/CD pipeline, and basic frontend. Fresh repo (created 2026-07-25) with limited adoption but solid architectural setup and comprehensive test coverage in backend services.
DarthJarJarJar /
TAAM-Collection-Management-System
Android museum collection management app built as summer 2024 CSCB07 course project. Typed Java/Kotlin with MVP architecture, Firebase backend, and some unit tests (LoginPresenter), but minimal documentation and no CI/CD setup. Personal academic project with modest scope.
DarthJarJarJar /
study-hub-platform
TypeScript collaborative study platform with real-time markdown/LaTeX editing via WebSockets. Single day old, 78 KB, shows feature completeness but lacks tests, CI, and production-ready maturity despite solid architecture.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 5, 2021Joined GitHub
- Jul 2, 2024Created TAAM-Collection-Management-System — Final Project for CSCB07 Summer 2024 for Group 6
- Apr 3, 2026Created study-hub-platform — Collaborative study platform with realtime markdown and LaTeX editing
- Jul 25, 2026Created Schedulink — Social scheduling app made with React Native and FastAPI
- Jul 25, 2026Most recent push to Schedulink
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.