01 · Roasts
The 4-Minute Commit Speedrun
ChatChain_v1 has 30 commits spanning exactly 4 minutes (15:10–15:14 UTC). That's not development history, that's a git init followed by a folder drag. Tony Stark built the suit in a cave — you bulk-pushed in a bathroom.
I Am Iron Man (With 1 Follower)
Bio says 'I am Iron Man.' GitHub says 1 follower, 0 stars, 0 forks. Even Pepper Potts unfollowed.
Architecture Without Audience
All three repos have meaningful codebases (7–8 MB each), proper folder structures, and zero external human beings who know they exist. You're building skyscrapers in an empty city.
The README is Negotiable, Apparently
NDN has ARCHITECTURE.md, STATUS.md, and a docs/ folder — but no README.md. deedblock_v1 has literally nothing. CI and tests are a myth across all repos. You document the design but not the purpose.
171 Commits, 44 Active Days
totalCommitsYear=171 but the heatmap is 90% zeros. You code in short violent bursts then disappear for months. The heatmap looks less like a contribution graph and more like a pulse monitor flatline with occasional defibrillation.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
22 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript76%
- Rust15%
- Python6%
- CSS1%
- PLpgSQL1%
- JavaScript1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
13
Commits
last 12 months
171
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Dec 2022
05 · Top repos
DayalRepo /
NDN
NDN attack detection project using multi-model ML ensemble (XGBoost, RF, GB, SVM, CNN). Python-typed codebase with architecture documentation and feature engineering, but no README, tests, or CI; 3 of last 30 commits suggest early-stage academic/personal work.
DayalRepo /
ChatChain_v1
Fresh TypeScript/Rust Solana dApp (~4.8 MB) with Next.js frontend + Anchor smart contract for decentralized posts/profiles. Full-stack working code, zero stars/forks, created 2 days ago with minimal commit history.
DayalRepo /
deedblock_v1
TypeScript Next.js property deed registration SaaS with multi-step form, IPFS integration, Supabase backend, and biometric verification. Typed, structured codebase with no README or tests, created 13 days ago with 30 commits.
06 · Timeline
- Dec 31, 2022Joined GitHub
- Dec 14, 2025Created deedblock_v1
- Feb 9, 2026Created ChatChain_v1
- Apr 14, 2026Created NDN
- Apr 21, 2026Most recent push to NDN
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.