01 · Roasts
The 11-Minute Architect
enterprise-devops-platform was born and fully 'designed' in 11 minutes on 2026-05-15. You didn't build a DevOps platform — you built a README with ambitions.
Scaffold Collector
k8s-polling-platform: 16KB, 2 commits, 6 minutes of existence, zero source files. At some point 'creating repos' and 'building software' need to be the same activity.
147 PRs, 0 Issues
You opened 147 pull requests this year but filed exactly 0 issues. Either every codebase you touch is bug-free, or you're merging before you're reading.
Tests Are Also Code
10 of 12 repos have HAS_TESTS=no. You wrote a Gemini AI evaluator to grade other people's code, then skipped writing tests for your own. The irony is load-bearing.
DevOps Cosplay
go-web-app has ArgoCD, Helm, distroless Docker, and Kubernetes probes — and exactly 1 day of existence with 0 stars. The infrastructure is ready; the project hasn't arrived yet.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight62C
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight60C
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight55D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
178 active days
Language distribution
- C++72%
- JavaScript21%
- CSS6%
- HTML0%
- EJS0%
- C0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
67
Commits
last 12 months
906
Followers
72
Joined GitHub
Dec 2024
05 · Top repos
DevSars24 /
terraform-eks-devops
Production-grade Flask+EKS reference project with multi-environment IaC, comprehensive CI/CD pipelines, and Kubernetes best practices. Clean, typed Python code with strong documentation across design/architecture docs. Created 2 days ago with minimal commits.
DevSars24 /
go-web-app
Educational DevOps exemplar: minimal Go web server (main.go only) paired with production-grade infrastructure (CI/CD, Docker, Kubernetes, Helm, ArgoCD). Strong typed codebase with comprehensive tests and CI, but zero public adoption and one day old.
DevSars24 /
SIH-Team-Greensphere
TypeScript/Python agricultural AI platform for Indian farmers with multimodal AI chatbot, women empowerment modules, and real-time integrations; demonstrates solid technical scope but lacks tests and CI.
DevSars24 /
Devsphere
Personal portfolio site built with Remix, featuring three live projects (SarsAI, Code Saarthi, Krishi Mitra), Three.js visualizations, and polished UI with theme switching. Non-trivial shipping with typed React code and structured architecture.
DevSars24 /
codeify
CodeSaarthi: Full-stack Next.js 16 DSA + live-session platform with Monaco editor, Gemini AI evaluation, Prisma PostgreSQL, and LiveKit WebRTC. Well-typed, documented, but no tests, CI/CD, or license; experimental architecture with static question bank.
DevSars24 /
devops-fullstack-project
Educational DevOps todo app demonstrating React + Express + MongoDB with Docker, Kubernetes, and CI/CD. Well-documented with structured code patterns but minimal adoption signals and very recent creation.
DevSars24 /
dsa-notebook
Personal DSA learning notebook with 30 commits documenting problem solutions (Arrays, Heap, Strings, Graphs) in C++. Clean solutions with detailed comments but no tests, CI, or production scope.
DevSars24 /
enterprise-devops-platform
Brand-new experimental DevOps portfolio project demonstrating CI/CD, containerization, and Kubernetes infrastructure concepts via Java/Maven retail module; created and pushed within 11 minutes on 2026-05-15 with minimal commits and no tests/CI enabled.
DevSars24 /
system-design
Educational system design notes with README, design.md, ARCHITECTURE.md, and STATUS.md covering HLD concepts. No code, no tests, no CI, young repo (6 months old, 23 commits). Structured markdown documentation but lacks executable scope and production application.
DevSars24 /
dotnet-cloud-devops-platform
Educational DevOps learning hub template with comprehensive README roadmap (Foundation→Containerization→Orchestration→IaC→CI/CD) and GitHub Actions CI, but created as single-day commit with no source code samples, tests, or evidence of implementation beyond folder scaffolding.
DevSars24 /
Intern-assesment
Experimental speech therapy web app with 20KB codebase, zero stars/forks, created and last pushed same day. README describes features but repo shows no actual implementation files or tests.
DevSars24 /
k8s-polling-platform
Empty scaffold repo: 16 KB total size, only 2 commits in last 30 days, README describes intended Kubernetes polling platform but no source code files present, no tests/CI/license/gitignore, untyped languages.
06 · Timeline
- Dec 9, 2024Joined GitHub
- Aug 27, 2025Created dsa-notebook
- Nov 12, 2025Created system-design
- Dec 17, 2025Created codeify
- Jan 2, 2026Created SIH-Team-Greensphere
- Feb 19, 2026Created Devsphere
- May 15, 2026Created Intern-assesment
- May 15, 2026Created devops-fullstack-project
- May 15, 2026Created enterprise-devops-platform
- May 15, 2026Created dotnet-cloud-devops-platform
- May 16, 2026Created k8s-polling-platform
- May 16, 2026Created terraform-eks-devops
- May 22, 2026Created go-web-app
- May 24, 2026Most recent push to system-design
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.