01 · Roasts
11-Minute Masterpiece
Baddy_Calc was born and completed in 11 minutes flat (22:13–22:24 UTC, Sep 10). That's less time than it takes to write a README — which you also didn't do.
Social Ghost
0 followers, 0 following, 0 PRs, 0 issues. GitHub thinks you're a read-only API client. Even bots have followers.
The Truncated Upload
VEX_CoM_Optimiser's main_optimiser.py ends mid-line: 'cand = np.array([rx, ry, rz, rrx, rry, rrz], dtype=fl'. The optimizer never finished optimizing itself.
20 Commits, 52 Weeks
Across an entire year you managed 20 commits — that's one commit every 18 days. Most Git tutorials have more commits than your whole year.
One Star, No Forks
Total profile stars: 1. That star is almost certainly your own repo appearing in search. The market has spoken, quietly.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight32F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
18 active days
Language distribution
- C++60%
- C34%
- Python5%
- Makefile1%
- HTML0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
10
Commits
last 12 months
20
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Nov 2022
05 · Top repos
Devansh-Typhoon /
VEX_CoM_Optimiser
Single-use FreeCAD macro for optimizing assembly center of mass via L-BFGS-B + collision checks. Typed Python, clean PySide2 UI, complete README. Minimal adoption (0 stars, 25 days old, 12 commits), unpolished codebase with truncated main_optimiser.py file.
Devansh-Typhoon /
Typhoon_Pros
Personal VEX robotics competition code for Typhoon Pro controller, featuring drive and autonomous routines. Lacks documentation, tests, CI, and license; minimal online presence (1 star, 0 forks).
Devansh-Typhoon /
Baddy_Calc
One-shot Streamlit app calculating "baddie density" along walking routes using open APIs; created Sep 10 2025, 4 commits in 11 minutes, zero stars/forks, no README/tests/CI/license/docs/gitignore, thin architectural scope.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 20, 2022Joined GitHub
- Dec 25, 2022Created Typhoon_Pros — This is where i store my pros code, so i can download from my ipad
- Sep 8, 2025Created VEX_CoM_Optimiser — FreeCAD add-on to optimize assembly center of mass by repositioning a selected part. Uses multi-start L-BFGS-B with stochastic polish, collision-aware AABB checks, and strict bound
- Sep 10, 2025Created Baddy_Calc
- Sep 10, 2025Most recent push to Baddy_Calc
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.