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DonBranson

Don Branson

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The Heatmap Is a Void

52 weeks, 364 cells, 0 commits. Not a single push in the past year. Your contribution graph could double as a whiteboard for someone else's ideas.

Coding Since 1980, Last Commit 2019

You predate the internet and have the commit history to prove it. Four decades of software experience, zero public pushes since cql_schema_versioning quietly expired on March 21, 2019.

README Says It All

eaglebang's own README calls it deprecated, and the repo still exists as a public monument. At least you're honest about giving up.

94% Java, 6% Regret

Java accounts for 94% of your code by bytes. The remaining 6% is an Erlang Slack wrapper you shipped in a single day and never touched again. Diversity is a work in progress.

Slack Lib Completed in One Day, Retired the Next

3 commits over 2 days in January 2016 and then silence. The Erlang Slack library wasn't a project — it was a vibe.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    25F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    5F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    44D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    20F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    35F
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

0 active days

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Language distribution

6 langs
  • Java94%
  • Erlang4%
  • Shell2%
  • JavaScript0%
  • Perl0%
  • Makefile0%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

13

Commits

last 12 months

0

Followers

20

Joined GitHub

May 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. May 4, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. May 27, 2013
    Created eaglebang — Erlang build scripts for the BeagleBone Black.
  3. Aug 14, 2014
    Created cql_schema_versioning — The Cassandra/CQL schema versioning component that I built for makeyourcase.org.
  4. Jan 28, 2016
    Created slack — Minimal slack notification OTP library.
  5. Mar 21, 2019
    Most recent push to cql_schema_versioning

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total25.1
Top-end curve+0.1
Final overall25.1

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
DonBranson · 25.1/100 — Rate My GitHub