01 · Roasts
The Heatmap Is a Void
52 weeks, 364 cells, 0 commits. Not a single push in the past year. Your contribution graph could double as a whiteboard for someone else's ideas.
Coding Since 1980, Last Commit 2019
You predate the internet and have the commit history to prove it. Four decades of software experience, zero public pushes since cql_schema_versioning quietly expired on March 21, 2019.
README Says It All
eaglebang's own README calls it deprecated, and the repo still exists as a public monument. At least you're honest about giving up.
94% Java, 6% Regret
Java accounts for 94% of your code by bytes. The remaining 6% is an Erlang Slack wrapper you shipped in a single day and never touched again. Diversity is a work in progress.
Slack Lib Completed in One Day, Retired the Next
3 commits over 2 days in January 2016 and then silence. The Erlang Slack library wasn't a project — it was a vibe.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight44D
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight35F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Java94%
- Erlang4%
- Shell2%
- JavaScript0%
- Perl0%
- Makefile0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
13
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
20
Joined GitHub
May 2009
05 · Top repos
DonBranson /
cql_schema_versioning
Bare-bones Cassandra schema versioning utility, lightly adopted (6 stars), with typed Java code, tests, and license. Minimal docs; stale since 2019. Hits Quality ~50 via structure + types + test infrastructure, despite thin README.
DonBranson /
slack
Minimal Erlang OTP library for Slack notifications with basic README, tests, and config—a one-off experimental project from 2016 with only 3 commits in 2 days.
DonBranson /
eaglebang
Shell scripts for Erlang builds on BeagleBone Black; minimal scope, explicitly deprecated in README, no tests/CI/license, last push Nov 2015.
06 · Timeline
- May 4, 2009Joined GitHub
- May 27, 2013Created eaglebang — Erlang build scripts for the BeagleBone Black.
- Aug 14, 2014Created cql_schema_versioning — The Cassandra/CQL schema versioning component that I built for makeyourcase.org.
- Jan 28, 2016Created slack — Minimal slack notification OTP library.
- Mar 21, 2019Most recent push to cql_schema_versioning
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.