01 · Roasts
5-Language Dev, 0-Star Portfolio
You've managed to touch CSS, HTML, C++, JavaScript, AND Python and still haven't pulled a single star. That's a special kind of invisible — even your mom hasn't starred personal-portfolio.
Burst-and-Ghost Commit Pattern
Your heatmap looks like someone sneezed on weeks 8–11 and then walked away. 67 commits in a year, mostly crammed into one month, then radio silence for the other 11. That's not a schedule, that's a panic.
The Trifecta of Sadness
0 tests. 0 CI. 0 typed code. Across every single repo. The README mentions 'accessibility' and 'semantic HTML' but apparently accessibility to automated quality checks is not on the roadmap.
soloPct: 100%
Every single commit, alone. 3 PRs thrown into the void this year, 0 issues. GitHub is a social network and you're treating it like a private diary — except the diary has a visitor badge.
5,000-Line CSS File, 0 Abstractions
personal-portfolio has 5000+ lines of raw CSS with glassmorphism, Grid, Flexbox, AND custom properties — and still no component framework, no build step, no preprocessor. Respect the dedication to doing it the hard way.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight25F
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
29 active days
Language distribution
- CSS37%
- HTML36%
- C++13%
- JavaScript8%
- Python6%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
7
Commits
last 12 months
67
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Jun 2024
05 · Top repos
Eghani /
personal-portfolio
Personal portfolio site built with vanilla HTML/CSS/JS; responsive design with modern animations and smooth interactions. No GitHub activity yet (0 stars, 0 forks), minimal external adoption signals, but coherent project structure and documented features indicate intentional craft.
Eghani /
Pharma-care
Single-developer pharmacy e-commerce demo built in vanilla HTML/CSS/JS with cart, search, dark mode, and responsive design. Minimal adoption (0 stars), limited architectural scope, and no testing/CI infrastructure.
Eghani /
Eghani
GitHub profile config repo with minimal content: 6KB, no source files sampled, only README with links and visitor badge. Purely cosmetic profile setup.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 22, 2024Joined GitHub
- Jul 27, 2024Created Eghani — Config files for my GitHub profile.
- Jun 22, 2025Created personal-portfolio
- Jul 9, 2025Created Pharma-care
- Apr 18, 2026Most recent push to Eghani
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.