01 · Roasts
Prolific Shipper, Invisible to the World
6 distinct projects spanning TypeScript, Lua, and Shell across web apps, proxies, and dotfiles — impressive range for 355 commits. Total stars: 1. You're building in a soundproof room.
The Cloudflare Fan Club (Population: You)
fast-link, seadex-mirror, socksflare — three separate Cloudflare Workers projects and still zero forks. At this point Cloudflare owes you a sponsorship just for the emotional commitment.
Heatmap Hibernation
Your contribution heatmap is a ghost town for the first 12 weeks of the year, then suddenly you're coding every day. Did something happen in March? Did someone unplug your TV?
74% Solo Artist
soloPct of 74% means nearly three-quarters of your commits are a one-man show. With 14 PRs on other repos this year you clearly know the outside world exists — you just prefer not to visit.
mpv-config: The Honest One
At least mpv-config has the self-awareness to admit it's personal use in the README. The others are out here deploying dual-CI pipelines for zero stars while pretending they're products.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight56D
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight58D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
200 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript33%
- JavaScript30%
- Lua23%
- CSS5%
- PowerShell4%
- Shell3%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
7
Commits
last 12 months
355
Followers
3
Joined GitHub
Oct 2021
05 · Top repos
EithonX /
fast-link
FastLink: Cloudflare-powered download accelerator with WebAssembly media analysis. TypeScript + React Router + Cloudflare Workers with tests, CI, and structured architecture. Indie project with working features but minimal adoption (1 star).
EithonX /
seadex-mirror
Specialist static mirror for anime data with comprehensive CI/CD, strong type safety, and well-architected data pipeline. Zero stars/forks indicates experimental/niche status despite technical maturity.
EithonX /
socksflare
Experimental SOCKS5 proxy client for Cloudflare Workers using Rustls WASM TLS. Well-structured TypeScript-adjacent codebase with comprehensive test coverage, CI/CD, and clear documentation, but zero stars indicates nascent adoption despite solid engineering.
EithonX /
terminal-env
Personal terminal setup dotfiles for Windows/macOS/Linux with structured installers, chezmoi-backed config, shell plugins, and rollback support. Well-documented, tested, and versioned but nascent (8 commits, 1 day old, 0 stars).
EithonX /
git-diff-viewer
VS Code extension for viewing and copying git diffs. TypeScript with CI pipeline, but no tests and explicitly stated as personal-use tool. Modest scope (66 KB), ~19 recent commits, dated 2026 timeline (appears to be fictional repository).
EithonX /
mpv-config
Personal mpv configuration template with custom Lua scripts for subtitles, audio menus, and playback control; well-documented but zero adoption, stars, or external impact.
06 · Timeline
- Oct 13, 2021Joined GitHub
- Jan 18, 2026Created fast-link — High-Speed Download Accelerator & Media Analyzer.
- Mar 5, 2026Created socksflare — SOCKS5 proxy client for Cloudflare Workers with TLS via Rustls WASM
- Mar 29, 2026Created git-diff-viewer — A VS Code Extension to load and copy git diff
- Apr 19, 2026Created mpv-config — My MPV Setup Backup
- May 19, 2026Created seadex-mirror — Unofficial static mirror for releases.moe (SeaDex), built with Vite and deployed on Cloudflare Pages
- Aug 27, 2026Created terminal-env — My terminal setup for Windows, macOS, and Ubuntu/Debian.
- Aug 27, 2026Most recent push to terminal-env
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.