01 · Roasts
PHP Fossil Hunter
24% of your codebase is PHP — in 2026. You've been 'clean and fast JavaScript & PHP since 2001' and somehow PHP is still winning the byte count. ikea-availability-checker is TypeScript but the graveyard has receipts.
67% Abandoned
Two-thirds of your 31 repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's not a portfolio, that's a digital archaeological dig. At least label them 'archived' so future employers don't carbon-date your activity.
Learning GoLang™
Your bio has said 'Learning GoLang' long enough to build a dungeon crawler in it. That's 10k LOC of Go with procedural generation and RPG combat — at what point does 'learning' become 'knows'?
Solo Artist (78%)
78% solo commits. You've published tools on NPM with users and still manage to operate like a hermit coder. The IKEA checker supports 40 countries but apparently zero collaborators.
Test Discipline: Selective
ikea-availability-checker has dual CI workflows and smokey integration tests. countdown.js? Zero tests, zero CI, 8 years old. The quality bar is set by vibe, not policy.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight73B
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight75B
- Depth15% weight72B
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
234 active days
Language distribution
- HTML42%
- PHP24%
- JavaScript16%
- TypeScript7%
- Go6%
- CSS1%
- Other4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
27
Commits
last 12 months
217
Followers
159
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
Ephigenia /
ikea-availability-checker
TypeScript CLI tool & library for IKEA product availability checking across 400+ stores in 40+ countries. Published on NPM, well-tested with comprehensive architecture docs (ARCHITECTURE.md, design.md) and dual CI/CD workflows (default.yml, smokey.yml for integration testing).
Ephigenia /
mite-cli
Mature CLI for the mite time-tracking service with 1.11.0 release, comprehensive command support, tests, CI/CD, and MIT license. JavaScript (untyped) but well-structured with 9 years of development history.
Ephigenia /
dungeon-crawler
A single-developer tile-based 2D dungeon crawler in Go with procedural generation, RPG stats/inventory, and combat—typed and documented but personal project with zero adoption signals.
Ephigenia /
lg-ess
Niche TypeScript API wrapper for LG-ESS home energy storage systems with typed code, test suite, CI pipeline, and clear module structure. Minimal adoption (2 stars) but well-crafted for its specific domain.
Ephigenia /
Ephigenia.github.io
Personal Jekyll website with 10-year lifecycle and consistent maintenance. Well-documented with design/architecture files, Makefile automation, and bundler setup. No tests/CI, untyped SCSS/Liquid.
Ephigenia /
countdown
Simple, self-contained countdown timer with 20 themes, configurable via GET parameters. Vanilla JS, documented, but untyped and untested; last active 2026 suggests recent maintenance.
Ephigenia /
Ephigenia
Personal portfolio/bio README with no shipped code, zero adoption, and sparse commit history. Appears to be a profile placeholder rather than a functional project.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 14, 2009Joined GitHub
- Sep 20, 2014Created ikea-availability-checker — Command-Line-Script & Library for checking the availability of specific IKEA products in specific stores and/or countries.
- Jul 1, 2016Created Ephigenia.github.io — jekyll 3 website
- Aug 1, 2017Created mite-cli — command line interface for time tracking service mite.yo.lk
- Jan 22, 2018Created countdown — Big Simple Responsive Countdown Display Configured with GET-Parameters
- Nov 27, 2021Created Ephigenia — readme page
- May 30, 2023Created lg-ess — API Wrapper for LG-ESS Home Storage System
- Mar 17, 2026Created dungeon-crawler
- Apr 27, 2026Most recent push to ikea-availability-checker
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.