01 · Roasts
Political Science Coder
Your GitHub bio says 'Political Science & Human Services' undergrad, and your repos say 'I build Garry's Mod gamemodes and fitness trackers.' Honestly, the most coherent political statement here is that your heatmap is 98% empty.
55 Commits, One Lonely Square
You had 55 commits this year but the heatmap looks like a blackout — one pixel at week 14 and a tiny burst at week 41. That's not consistency, that's geological activity.
Tests? Never Heard of Her
Three repos, zero tests, zero CI, zero licenses across the board. You wrote a sports-science engine with 30+ academic citations but couldn't be bothered to write a single unit test. The algorithm docs cite Epley 1985; the test suite cites nothing because it doesn't exist.
Profile Repo is a Cry for Help
Your EthanMendozaa repo is 8 KB of pure void — no README, no code, no description. It's basically a GitHub-flavored existential crisis.
Burst Builder
newgamemode: 30 commits in 11 days, then silence. Ethan-M: a years-long project with a near-empty heatmap. You code in volcanic eruptions and then hibernate for months. Yellowstone has a more predictable schedule.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight30F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
5 active days
Language distribution
- Lua56%
- JavaScript44%
- CSS0%
- HTML0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
55
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Feb 2024
05 · Top repos
EthanMendozaa /
newgamemode
Lua-based Garry's Mod gamemode replacing DarkRP with phase-based architecture (0-4), strong async DB layer, typed net schema validation, and a unified UI kit—shipped in burst across ~11 days with 30 commits, currently at Phases 0-3 (core systems + classes done, Phase 4 pending).
EthanMendozaa /
Ethan-M
Personal fitness app mockup written in React+Vite. Interactive prototype with deterministic 90-day seeded data, sports-science documentation, and cross-system correlations. No backend; ships as static site. Typed layout, docs, and structured multi-file architecture, but no tests/CI and personal in scope.
EthanMendozaa /
EthanMendozaa
Empty personal repo with no README, no source files, no tests, no CI, and minimal commit activity. Appears to be an unused scaffold or placeholder.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 18, 2024Joined GitHub
- Sep 12, 2024Created Ethan-M — Main Repo
- Oct 9, 2024Created EthanMendozaa
- Jun 10, 2026Created newgamemode — updated
- Aug 12, 2026Most recent push to Ethan-M
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.