01 · Roasts
Tutorial Wrapper Detected
DigitRecognizationModel's README literally says 'I followed a tutorial.' You committed someone else's MNIST walkthrough, added a typo in the repo name, and called it a project. The 97% accuracy belongs to Keras, not you.
49-Minute 'Project'
AutomatonSimulator was born and completed within 49 minutes on 2025-10-04. That's less time than most people spend on lunch. GitHub is not a homework submission portal.
34 Commits in a Year
34 total commits across an entire year works out to roughly one commit every 10 days — and the heatmap confirms it: 46 out of 52 weeks are completely empty. The GitHub grass is not just dead, it never grew.
Bugs Shipped, Tests Not
Tic-Tac-Toe's ai.py uses sum(a,b,c) in win-condition checks expecting scalar values from board rows. There are no tests to catch this. There is no CI to catch this. It just… ships broken.
3 Followers, 2 Following
With a follower-to-following ratio of 1.5 and a grand total of 3 followers, your reach on GitHub is smaller than a group chat. Your bio says you hate semicolons — your commit history suggests you hate shipping too.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight32F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
15 active days
Language distribution
- Python49%
- Jupyter Notebook30%
- Java18%
- HTML2%
- CSS0%
- JavaScript0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
12
Commits
last 12 months
34
Followers
3
Joined GitHub
Sep 2023
05 · Top repos
EthanPatel01000101 /
Tic-Tac-Toe
Single-week Tic-Tac-Toe game with minimax AI; 4 commits in one day, minimal polish, no tests/CI/license, untyped Python with structural and algorithmic issues.
EthanPatel01000101 /
DigitRecognizationModel
Tutorial-style Jupyter notebook digit classification project using Keras/TensorFlow on MNIST dataset. Single notebook with ~97% test accuracy but minimal docs, no tests/CI, explicitly follows a tutorial, and represents one-off learning.
EthanPatel01000101 /
AutomatonSimulator
Educational DFA simulator implementing a single homework problem from Kozen's textbook. Minimal scope, created and completed in under an hour with 4 commits total on 2025-10-04.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 11, 2023Joined GitHub
- Apr 18, 2024Created Tic-Tac-Toe
- Jul 2, 2025Created DigitRecognizationModel — I created a Digit Classification Model
- Oct 4, 2025Created AutomatonSimulator — I read Dexter C. Kozen Automata and Computability and try to implement a deterministic finite automata
- Oct 9, 2025Most recent push to DigitRecognizationModel
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.