01 · Roasts
Heatmap cameo
10 yearly commits produced just two nonzero heatmap cells; contribution graph is making a guest appearance.
Deployment before discipline
VAEMoney has Docker and three deployment targets, but zero tests and zero CI—production runway, no seatbelt.
The empty sequel
VAE has a name, 0 KB of source, and a push one second after creation. Minimalism achieved escape velocity.
Audience pending
Across 3 repositories: 0 stars, 0 forks, 1 follower. The code is currently playing to an intimate venue.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight20F
- Consistency20% weight25F
- Quality20% weight28F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
3 active days
Language distribution
- HTML53%
- JavaScript40%
- Dockerfile6%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
10
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Aug 2025
05 · Top repos
F4keeli /
VAEMoney
A newly created, documented Express/SQLite team-finance app with deployment artifacts and modular server structure, but no demonstrated adoption, typed code, CI, license, or sustained repository history.
F4keeli /
Eli
A one-file personal landing page with a polished glassmorphism presentation, animated background asset reference, and a single external Guns.lol link, but no documentation, tests, CI, or project structure.
F4keeli /
VAE
Empty repository with no source files, documentation, metadata, tests, CI, or observable development history.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 4, 2025Joined GitHub
- Feb 2, 2026Created Eli
- Jul 12, 2026Created VAE
- Sep 13, 2026Created VAEMoney
- Sep 13, 2026Most recent push to VAEMoney
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.