01 · Roasts
The Two-Minute CUDA Career
cuda-radix-sort was born and abandoned within a 2-minute window in 2015. That's not a project — that's a git push followed by immediate regret.
29 Commits, 52 Weeks
With 29 commits across a full year and 36+ weeks of pure silence on the heatmap, you're less 'active developer' and more 'GitHub's rarest Pokémon.'
Portfolio Site With No README
FallenShard.github.io is literally a website *about* your projects — yet it has no README, no license, and no .gitignore. The irony of a portfolio that fails its own quality bar is palpable.
7 Stars, 7 Followers — Symmetry of Obscurity
Seven stars and seven followers across a decade of GitHub presence. At least the numbers match. Consistency, in its own tragic way.
0 PRs, 0 Issues, 0 Following
Zero external PRs, zero issues opened, zero people followed. You've been on GitHub since 2013 and have left almost no footprint outside your own repos. Ghost mode: permanently engaged.
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Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight59D
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
17 active days
Language distribution
- C++68%
- GLSL11%
- HTML10%
- CSS8%
- CMake2%
- Cuda0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
29
Followers
7
Joined GitHub
Sep 2013
05 · Top repos
FallenShard /
Crisp
C++23 graphics rendering framework with ray tracing and Vulkan real-time demos. Typed, modular, well-structured codebase with CI, CMake build, and comprehensive feature set spanning BRDFs, integrators, and compute shaders.
FallenShard /
FallenShard.github.io
Personal portfolio website (~77 KB) with resume data, project descriptions, and publications. Built with Jekyll/HTML but no meaningful code repository—purely a static site generator output without source code visibility or maintenance depth beyond last push in Feb 2026.
FallenShard /
cuda-radix-sort
Minimal CUDA radix sort implementation from 2015 with zero community engagement, no documentation, no tests, and single commit. Educational code sample only.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 5, 2013Joined GitHub
- Jul 5, 2015Created cuda-radix-sort
- Nov 26, 2016Created Crisp — A small application that contains computer graphics, mostly rendering demos.
- Mar 30, 2017Created FallenShard.github.io
- Feb 24, 2026Most recent push to FallenShard.github.io
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.