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FlyLikeAPenguin

Joe Thornton

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

5 commits in a year

Your entire 2024–2025 contribution graph could fit in a fortune cookie. 5 commits across 52 weeks means you committed to GitHub less often than most people change their password.

75% graveyard ratio

Three quarters of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more a digital archaeological dig site.

Placeholder test detected

Genki-Flashcards technically has tests — one file that checks if React renders a 'learn react' link. That's not a test suite, that's create-react-app haunting you from beyond the scaffold.

Java & Scala: where did they go?

Java is 24% of your codebase and Scala is 4%, yet none of your featured repos touch either. That's a lot of JVM energy hidden somewhere in the 75% abandoned repos.

0 PRs, 0 issues, 0 followers gained

In the past year: zero pull requests, zero issues filed, and still only 5 followers after 11 years on GitHub. The penguins fly solo, apparently.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    30F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    60C
  • Quality
    20% weight
    55D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    55D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

2 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • JavaScript44%
  • Java24%
  • Jupyter Notebook9%
  • Rust6%
  • Vue6%
  • Scala4%
  • Other7%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

12

Commits

last 12 months

5

Followers

5

Joined GitHub

Oct 2013

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Oct 27, 2013
    Joined GitHub
  2. Aug 1, 2021
    Created React-Portfolio — A personal portfolio written in React.js & Next.js.
  3. Aug 10, 2021
    Created Genki-Flashcards — A small Kanji/Kana React.js flashcards web app.
  4. Oct 15, 2023
    Created Satboard
  5. Jun 22, 2025
    Most recent push to Satboard

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total47.8
Top-end curve+2.1
Final overall49.9

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
FlyLikeAPenguin · 49.9/100 — Rate My GitHub