01 · Roasts
5 commits in a year
Your entire 2024–2025 contribution graph could fit in a fortune cookie. 5 commits across 52 weeks means you committed to GitHub less often than most people change their password.
75% graveyard ratio
Three quarters of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more a digital archaeological dig site.
Placeholder test detected
Genki-Flashcards technically has tests — one file that checks if React renders a 'learn react' link. That's not a test suite, that's create-react-app haunting you from beyond the scaffold.
Java & Scala: where did they go?
Java is 24% of your codebase and Scala is 4%, yet none of your featured repos touch either. That's a lot of JVM energy hidden somewhere in the 75% abandoned repos.
0 PRs, 0 issues, 0 followers gained
In the past year: zero pull requests, zero issues filed, and still only 5 followers after 11 years on GitHub. The penguins fly solo, apparently.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight55D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
2 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript44%
- Java24%
- Jupyter Notebook9%
- Rust6%
- Vue6%
- Scala4%
- Other7%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
12
Commits
last 12 months
5
Followers
5
Joined GitHub
Oct 2013
05 · Top repos
FlyLikeAPenguin /
Satboard
Vue.js satellite orbit visualization tool using CesiumJS; 67 MB codebase with structured modules, CI/CD, linting, and PWA support, but no tests and untyped JavaScript limits quality despite functional architecture.
FlyLikeAPenguin /
React-Portfolio
Personal portfolio site using Next.js and React with styled components, deployed to GitHub Pages. Untyped JavaScript, no tests, but well-structured with CI/CD, responsive design, and meaningful documentation. Substantial codebase (~8.7MB) representing focused single-project work.
FlyLikeAPenguin /
Genki-Flashcards
Personal Genki flashcard React app (~5 MB) with localStorage persistence, lesson filtering, and card flip UI; minimal stars (1) and untyped JS, but functional and documented project for learning Japanese.
06 · Timeline
- Oct 27, 2013Joined GitHub
- Aug 1, 2021Created React-Portfolio — A personal portfolio written in React.js & Next.js.
- Aug 10, 2021Created Genki-Flashcards — A small Kanji/Kana React.js flashcards web app.
- Oct 15, 2023Created Satboard
- Jun 22, 2025Most recent push to Satboard
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.