01 · Roasts
The Heatmap is a Desert
52 weeks. 52 rows of zeros. Your contribution graph isn't just empty — it's a performance art piece about the void. The last green square died sometime in 2018.
2-Line README Hall of Shame
dotfiles' README says 'how to versioning a dotfile' and then goes silent. That's not documentation, that's a haiku about giving up.
Joined in 2009, Peaked in 2015
You've had a GitHub account for 15 years and accumulated exactly 1 star across 6 repos. That's roughly 1 star per decade — a pace that would make a glacier look productive.
The Ghost Site
Fstone.github.io was created in 2013, got 3 commits, and was never heard from again. Somewhere there's a browser still waiting for that personal site to load.
CSS for a Platform Nobody Checks
wechat-markdown-css: two CSS files, zero stars, zero README, one fork from someone who probably also immediately abandoned it. The most documented thing about this repo is its absence of documentation.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight19F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript61%
- CSS20%
- Vim Script19%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
34
Joined GitHub
May 2009
05 · Top repos
Fstone /
dotfiles
Personal Vim configuration dotfiles from 2011. Minimal README, single large VimL config file (vimrc ~400 LOC) with Vundle plugin management. One commit per ~5 days, last push 2015. Thin documentation.
Fstone /
wechat-markdown-css
Minimal CSS stylesheet collection for WeChat markdown rendering with no documentation, no tests, and sporadic maintenance (5 commits over 15 months, last push June 2018).
Fstone /
Fstone.github.io
Empty GitHub Pages scaffold with zero stars, no README, no tests, no CI, and only 3 commits over 10 years. Appears to be an abandoned personal site repository from 2013.
06 · Timeline
- May 5, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jul 30, 2011Created dotfiles — my dotfiles
- Jun 23, 2013Created Fstone.github.io
- Mar 14, 2017Created wechat-markdown-css
- Jun 7, 2018Most recent push to wechat-markdown-css
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.